Pale Primate Porch Pirate Popped wearing Panties while Pilfering Packages

[saturn7]

Man I was like fukk, if you tryna get me in the thread just put PAWG in the title, is that so hard?

I didn't want to get negged for false PAWG advertising or PAWG pumpfaking.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

 

[Easy-E]

What's even dumber is ppl still ordering shyt and having it sat on their porch.

Buy a lock box or something

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