18-21: "I'm young and hot. Buy me stuff"
22-24: "I want Tupac in a business suit. I won't relax my standards. Ever."
25: "Maybe I should start being more responsible regarding whom I sleep with"
26-27: "Im tired of the games. I just want to meet a nice guy."(Still secretly holding out for the prince)
28-29: "Okay. Any guy will do"
30: "Really. Any guy. Just have a job."
31-33: "I don't even care if I make more. I'll take care of us."
35 and beyond: "Jesus is gonna send me a man. He will"![]()




(Still secretly holding out for the prince)


What I came to say.
Within those 2 weeks I got 1 number and a lot of "you gonna miss me?" And whatnot. I know I got get my ducks ina row so I can date at least 4 years or more younger, cause I turn 28 real soon and these chicks have baggage like you wouldn't believe.

is this the year she was abducted by aliens?

why don't I count?