Prison myths,facts,reality..................here is the thread some of yall wanted me to do

[Blackout]

How old are you?

You know better

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Real shyt breh,it is,just every student is a criminal

 

[Another Man]

HOw can one practice Brazillian Jiujitsu in prison without bringing heat upon onesself for practicing/teaching such a deadly art.

Yeah, working out is one thing, but one would figure more nikkas would try you if you're in there practicing martial arts

 

[Originalgangsta317]

I will not survive a stint in jail.

Yea alot of bullshyt ass rules in there,that's why nikkas stay in trouble

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Hands ain't helping no one survive it's about who you no.
No one wins fights in jail they just yet dog piled by Co's.
Seen mfs with hands gave to transfer wing after won day Coz they fought someone connected on the wing. Now they marked.

Nah,breh hands def can cover you,I was locked with a professional boxer,nikkas left em alone,yea if it came down to it,nikkas woulda stabbed him up,but nobody is going to fukk with a nikka who laying like that just for the fun of it

 

[Mess World]

When I mean they were fukkibg with me is throwing lil pieces of paper from the top tier in my fro when I watched tv like I didn't know it was them I just smiled cuz it was childish games but when that cac was telling his thug duck tales is when I had to put it down

 

[sanityovar8ted]

You know better

he aight ion mind

 

[QueenSheba]

im amazed how you girls boof that ish up there. one white trash girl in my unit got in trouble for bringing a needle in filled with heroin
how does one come into jail with that in you vagina. its amazing.

but my intake was a little different. i had to strip and squat and spread and cough. and they made me do it a lot to see if i was smuggling in anything.
then they made me go in the shower and wash with lice shampoo. but i only got a minute to do it and get it out my hair. which it didnt get out.
then they gave me my issue clothes and took my picture... then took me upstairs to get searched and stripped again to go see the nurse to get my TB shot to then go in the hole for two days.
no blanket. no pillow. and that night it went down to 25 degrees
i asked for a blanket and the CO was all "sure!"
and never gave me one.
each time i asked. same answer, no blanket

You were in jail/prison. That's surreal coming from a white girl.

I'm dying over here and shaking my head at the same time. How did you end up in jail/prison Entratpa? Must be hard but I'm glad you served your time and now you're a productive citizen.

@Originalgangsta317

Cool thread. Jail/prison life is much more different in Barbados. My brother been there and he told me if you want to commit suicide, they'll give you a rope and bucket to do that. He told me many people commit that.

 

[Originalgangsta317]

-What state(s) were you in and did you do any fed time. I imagine doing time in louisana is way different than Cali , or PA, or Idaho, etc
-Are muslims just another gang in jail or are they a legit religious organization in there
-everyone says you should "stay to yourself" in jail. in my experience being quiet is the quickest way to getting tested. how/why is it different in jail? can't staying to yourself be perceived as being scared
-can you ever talk your way out of beef using logic or is it purely survival of the fittest in there?

Michigan,only place I served,and it was state prison.

Muslims are legit,though sometimes they come off as an extortion group,but they pretty legit.

Nah,staying to yourself but carrying yourself with pride and dignity will get you left alone,being quiet and acting timid and looking scary is when nikkas sense you food.

fukk no, lol majority of them cats in there got screws missing,nothing logical about them,survival of the fittest,now sometimes you can talk a problem out,but 9/10 if it's a problem it's going to get physical

 

[Originalgangsta317]

My brother said when he was in he would hear grown men crying at night, some nikkas just crying because they're tired of being locked up and want to go home and other nikkas crying because they were being raped. Said you could tell the difference too

Nah man,usually that type of crying out loud shyt is in the whole,nikkas in gen pop aint doing all that

 

[Entrapta310]

You were in jail/prison. That's surreal coming from a white girl.

I'm dying over here and shaking my head at the same time. How did you end up in jail/prison Entratpa? Must be hard but I'm glad you served your time and now you're a productive citizen.

bytch, im hispanic and western asian. i guess i gotta be calling indian people BLAKK because i saw their skin tone in a picture and just wanna ASSUME LIKE A DISGRUNTLED c*nt.
should i?



i guess my life since 13 was more productive $$ than yours

 

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[Another Man]

@Originalgangsta317 @Gucci Balboa

Did y'all notice how overly open nikkaz were with sharing previous crimes and future crimes that they did or planned to do?

I'm sittin there listening to all these MFs brag so candidly about the dirt they did

Those nikkas were fukking stupid too, cuz you had informants in there who will definitely disclose the dirt they hear about to work deals.

Like this one day an older breh came in on some domestic shyt, he was going off about how he was gonna beat his chick worse once he got out, even talked about wanting to set her on fire and shyt

He was also bragging about how he got maxed out cuz he cursed out the judge. All I'm thinking in my mind is

Like, do ppl who do shyt like that think they've won some sort of moral victory or something? What good would it do to curse out the judge, only to piss them off and stroke the fukk out of you with a sentence? I mean no one's saying to kiss ass, but cot damn have some fukking tact! Don't talk too much, when they ask questions, keep answers brief yes/no maam/sir, take your sentence, leave. The judge, at least around here, would more often than not give you probation anyways, especially if the jail is overcrowded. You always had some dumbasses who had to show out and wonder why they gotta ride out I only ended up in jail because I violated probation, was in for a month, went before the judge again, she let me back out on papers, threw time from my violation over my head Although I did get worried cuz the cac I rode to the court house with started showing his ass to the judge and she maxed his ass out, I was thinking I was gonna have to whoop the shyt out of dude for pissing her off and getting me stroked as well That judge gets to go home while their dumb asses are getting locked up. It's better to ease your hand out of the crocodile's mouth than yank it....

 

[Originalgangsta317]

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@Originalgangsta317
Okay. I got 2 questions.

Can you request books from the outside?
What exercises did you do inside there to get swole?

Yea,you can get books,but your people gotta do it,lots of cats get subscription type books and have the ESPN,fitness magazines and all that.

shyt my first year I did straight calisthenics,burpee's,bearcrawls,etc. It's a thread in the Gym section,on what I did specifically.

Then I lifted weights the rest of my time,got up to 6'1 225 lean

 

[Originalgangsta317]

This thread is very informative