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Then that negro will be surprised when he sees Loquavius "L-Banga" Jenkins III all in his crib hitting 'his woman' with the dynamite stick while the baby is around crawling in the next room.
Then that negro will be surprised when he sees Loquavius "L-Banga" Jenkins III all in his crib hitting 'his woman' with the dynamite stick while the baby is around crawling in the next room.
*Jake* reports: POF bytches unchanged
"Jake" notices that STILL there is a dearth of attractive women in Secrety Monkey Metropolis.
He checks on his POF profile when he gets bored at work... being a "bald-headed, tatted up, big shot entertainment lawyer who travels a lot to Europe for business... and likes skydiving"
anyway.. bytches never change..
Now.. this single mom hit Jake up several months ago and Jake just kinda fukked her off, so it's been silence since sometime last Fall.
But then riiiiiiiight after Christmas, she comes knocking again. Check out this back-and-forth over the past couple weeks...
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Her: Hey there Stranger! How are you? Haven't talked to you in a while. And don't tell me you don't remember me, you'll crush my ego!
[NOTE: didn't feel like playing with all that, even though she teed it up high enough..]
Jake: Hey! .. just staying really busy. Work has been overloading for a couple months now. How were your holidays?
Her: They were nice. How were yours. What do you do for a living....I forgot. Hope you are doing well.
Jake: mine were uneventful... as for what i do... hrmm.... well.. what's it worth it to you?
Her: It's worth.............. if you tell me what you do I'll let you take me to dinner!
Jake: Soooooo ... you find out what i do and the reward for that is you get taken out for dinner? ...that's kinda all one-sided, don't you think?
Her: Nah... Not one sided at all! Your reward is my company!
Jake: But you haven't established a track record yet. ... What if you turned out to be BAD company? ..lol
Her: How in the heck am I supposed to establish a track record if you don't ask me out?! I assure you I've never had a complaint that I'm BAD company!
Jake: Let's compromise... Why don't you ask *me* out?
Her: Ugh! I'm the girl!!!!!
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Ok, so for anyone interested, what would you like Jake's response to be at this point?
I'll pick from among the suggestions and then get back to you on her response to that...
Suggestion box will be open for at least 2 days while bytch is relegated to the deepfreeze.
If this helps formulate any suggestions, here's some info on her:
Age: 49 (!!!!! haha)
divorced
has a dog
profession listed as "administration"
she's doing POF for "dating" [as opposed to like "long term relationship" i guess]
"does not want children"
currently does have children
longest relationship "over 10 years"
here's her description:
I'm loving, fun, and affectionate. Loyalty and honesty are essential. My faith and christianity are important to me. Looking for a man that knows how to treat a lady. I enjoy holding hands, snuggling, thunderstorms, waking up in the morning and having coffee together....If you want to cook for me, I won't mind that either. My children are my greatest accomplishment and they are awesome individuals who continue to impress me and make me proud. I love hanging out with them but I'm also ready for a new adventure! Have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. And if you are looking for just a hookup or one more person to have sex with, pass me by. I'm not interested. Can find that anywhere. I'm looking for someone/something special, wonderful and meaningful.
I like to dress up sometimes and put on my blue jean shorts and a t-shirt other times. I like the same in a man.

w...t....f?


Sooo y this boy i talked to thinks js cuz he had a nice car his own place nd a nice job i was suppose to give up my goods to him nd he said he would take care of me....lol first off im not a materialistic female n i dont need a man for nuttin... very independent honey nd i hope the nxt chick u try to flatter get u for every dime u have cuz u actually missed out on a good female... im not gonna settle for a man who thinks cuz he has everythin tht im nothin without him man get ya life....nikka mustve think he hot shyt nd use to females givin it up wit no ?'s not me boo boo iu aint even all tht
#Damn dudes these days
If she doesn't need a man why is she even dating and looking for a man? I don't need a hole in my head so I'm not trying to shoot myself.Some chick just posted this on FB. She's like 20-22 with a kid or two. How much do she really think she worth
I replied on the wall she should of gave up them goods..![]()
w...t....f?
She's like the man...and he's like the woman...I was actually kind of on her side too. it's dude's fault. Dude is acting like a female hoodrat while she's driving, making a scene and everything. He's not giving her the proper options and now she's acting out on him. That's a manly behaving bytch right there...
y'all might disagree with my take on this video but i'm not even'ing here, it's really up to the man to set the standard. him behaving like a hoochie-mama hoodrat iw forcing her to assume the male role. She may not stay in that relationship for long and when she's with the next dude, this manly attitude that was necessary in her past relationship will be tattooed in her brain and it will be hard to get rid of it. A lot of men will not tolerate her shyt and she'll be another woman complaining about how she can't find a good man. I feel for her because in her toxic relationship the only options she had was either "assume leadership of the relationship or leave him". Those are the only options he gave her... She probably stayed cause she's in love and blablabla but she should have left and not learn bad behavior.
Still her fault for choosing the wrong dude and getting caught up emotionally. But this is what i meant when i said we need to teach our women how to live. This woman gets no leadership or structure from her man. Matter of fact, she's the one who has to provide some for him. But what the fukk does she know about leading a man? it's not her job or her role. It's like the blind leading the blind. They're bound to eventually walk off a cliff...Of course she will be damaged in the next relationship and get rejected because she will be so used to having to dominate her man (for survival) that she won't be able to turn her instincts down and it will be a MAJOR turn off for men of value...

As for status. This is very important to a woman. Your job determines your worth to a woman.This is why they ask what do you do?etc....they stress job. If you are unemployed,watch how long her tone changes from "im gonna support you" to "we need to talk". As for status women want power and you to have more then them. Case in point Jay z and Beyonce. Beyonce wouldnt be with Jay if he was any ol rapper (Joe buddens) etc
Some chick just posted this on FB. She's like 20-22 with a kid or two. How much do she really think she worth
I replied on the wall she should of gave up them goods..![]()

Just copped these:
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should help take my self-haircuts to the next level and i won't have to cut my hair near bald anymore. Those coupled with the Andis T-Outliners will keep me fresh.
But anyways, on to the simps. When it comes down to it, simps will do what they will do. They will run up behind these women and justify their bad behavior. At first, you might be angry about them, but ultimately, why be mad at what you can't change? All throughout humanity there have been those who handled their business and decided to improve themselves and there have been those who have decided to avoid the knowledge given to them.
When it comes down to it, you have to let THEM be the ones that suffer. If they want to engage in this sucker behavior, correct them once, but if they don't get it, you have to let them learn the hard way. Another thing about simps is that they help distinguish you because women see that you 'aren't like the other men'.
Let THEM justify womens' bad behavior and get left in the dust, but when she comes across you, you're like a buzzsaw that cuts right through it. You will get an adverse reaction UP FRONT, but trust me, you will get more respect later on. As a man, if you really want to be able to deal with women, you HAVE to be able to say things that are disagreeable to the woman you are dealing with. Never worry about if what you're saying, whether the woman will agree or disagree with it. Worry about if what you're saying is something real.
The difference between a simp and a real dude is that simp's concern and pattern their behavior around how a woman will react to them. A real dude will concern acting in a REAL WAY regardless of how the woman acts. He will stand on real principles and move in a real way and make HER change her behavior and react to him or get away from him. This puts that man in a situation to deal with nothing but a real woman who can handle the rawness of how he is getting down as well as pushing the fakes away.
Don't worry about what sucker simps are doing... worry about sharpening yourself up in every way every day. The only thing you need to do with simps is avoid their advice, avoid letting them influence your life, and avoid doing what they do.
This will be a multi-part post. I'll write the other part later
Rule Number 1: Never operate based on what pleases a female. Operate based on your principles and your own TASTES.
We've said this a few times in this thread, but here are some aspects that are often overlooked. If you ever find yourself asking questions like, "What colognes do the ladies like? What clothes do the ladies like?", you're doing it wrong. In these scenarios you are building your self-esteem and worth based on some imagined concept of what 'women like', and thus, you aren't leading, but rather allowing yourself to be led.
First and foremost, it's impossible to recommend 'what women like' because all kinds of women like different things. That's like a woman asking a question, "What food do men like?" You can't really answer that because tastes are so varied. Second, the only way to truly be confident is to base your confidence on something that is consistent and KNOWABLE... what is knowable is what YOU like. If you base how you dress, what you smell like, etc., on some ambiguous concept as, "What women like," you will always be shifting around and never confident because you're allowing yourself to be defined by some external force. Now what you CAN do is get a recommendation from a woman, and see if you like it, and if you dig it, you get it, and if you don't, you don't. The key is to be solid in your own choices and tastes and then express them. That way you are actually catching a woman that is interested in YOU and not some 'ladies man' illusion you are trying to project. Like what you like and stop shifting around trying to follow trends on 'what the ladies think is hot.' Much more important is you being able to look in the mirror and smiling to yourself on the inside while thinking, "Man, I'm looking sharp today." That REAL confidence will actually project and the side benefit is women will pick up on it.

I do this for me, I wannabe fly n1gga because thats what I like, I wanna be the man I dreamed about being when I was a kid. Thanks Coli for inspiring me, I'm gonna continue upgrading myself and living the life I like, till the day I die.I got me some clippers during the holiday, been giving myself nice haircuts, better than my barber, I just need to perfect my line ups
On the simps, I used to have this lowkey hating asss friend before, I stopped hanging with dude because of his negativity. I bumped in to dude and saw I had improved my wardrobe and rocking some nice jewellery (thanks to the se;f improvement path this thread inspired me to take). His so used to my old self (no style, wack clothes etc) dude started asking what girl are you tryna impress. I looked at the n1gga like he bumped his headI do this for me, I wannabe fly n1gga because thats what I like, I wanna be the man I dreamed about being when I was a kid. Thanks Coli for inspiring me, I'm gonna continue upgrading myself and living the life I like, till the day I die.
That's what we're here for, my dude. You got some chick called 'mi rawtid' in another thread right now (obviously taking shots at us here) talkin' about how we're bitter and all these other usual shaming accusations, when this thread is actually more focused on self improvement than anything else.I got me some clippers during the holiday, been giving myself nice haircuts, better than my barber, I just need to perfect my line ups
On the simps, I used to have this lowkey hating asss friend before, I stopped hanging with dude because of his negativity. I bumped in to dude and saw I had improved my wardrobe and rocking some nice jewellery (thanks to the se;f improvement path this thread inspired me to take). His so used to my old self (no style, wack clothes etc) dude started asking what girl are you tryna impress. I looked at the n1gga like he bumped his headI do this for me, I wannabe fly n1gga because thats what I like, I wanna be the man I dreamed about being when I was a kid. Thanks Coli for inspiring me, I'm gonna continue upgrading myself and living the life I like, till the day I die.
when I got success and no longer depend on them. That is another part of self-improvement that you gotta keep your eye on: hating ass friends.