Rebuild the Realm: Official 2014 Miami Heat OffSeason Thread

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I literally just realized we just molded an evolved form of a Lebron to a better Cleveland team than he had when he was there.



Lebron added one of the most effective post games In the league, a great 3-point shot, and better decision making plus maturity.



Someone drop some Bosh photobombs in here

Yet for all that, he's still got more quit in him than any athlete I know not named randy moss or Rasheed Wallace. Irving still plays no defense, isn't a great three point shooter, and gets hurt more than Wade too. Spurs would win in 5.

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Breh, I don't really want them problems. Could you imagine Beasley or Ennis trying to guard Lebron or Wade getting switched on him in the low post?



Lebron and Wiggins taking turns guarding Wade

We better send McElBow to take some heads off.

Deng is taking Bron out of the game. Then Bledsoe is going to take Irving out of the game. While Bosh & Wade just go HAM.





Heat in 5.

 

[Draje]

i dont get it why are heat fans so sad? did something happend?

Your momma didn't swallow your fakkit ass after running away from your retarded daddy so now your pissing yourself in happiness, hoping that today will make you more than the doo doo stain of the Coli.

Fukk outta here, bytch boy

 

[Draje]

Deng is taking Bron out of the game. Then Bledsoe is going to take Irving out of the game. While Bosh & Wade just go HAM.





Heat in 5.

Breh, get real.












Heat Sweep

 

[Sausageman]

Your momma didn't swallow your fakkit ass after running away from your retarded daddy so now your pissing yourself in happiness, hoping that today will make you more than the doo doo stain of the Coli.

Fukk outta here, bytch boy

U need Jesus, I was asking a simple question and u catch feelings like a bytch Idk why they are mad could u give me a answer fukkboy?

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Your momma didn't swallow your fakkit ass after running away from your retarded daddy so now your pissing yourself in happiness, hoping that today will make you more than the doo doo stain of the Coli.

Fukk outta here, bytch boy

I assume sausage man came in with a garbage post?

 

[Captain Crunch]

Yet for all that, he's still got more quit in him than any athlete I know not named randy moss or Rasheed Wallace. Irving still plays no defense, isn't a great three point shooter, and gets hurt more than Wade too. Spurs would win in 5.

I know the best player in the world left and this likely means Miami will not be a contender for the foreseeable future, but you sound like you're really in your feelings right now.

We got two rings in 4 years and an unbelievable thing to happen to the franchise(AAA being a place to be; memorable moments) but Bron owes us nothing. He came and won, then bounced.
Either salute him or keep it moving, it ain't a good look for the rest of us who looking to move on from it.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I know the best player in the world left and this likely means Miami will not be a contender for the foreseeable future, but you sound like you're really in your feelings right now.

We got two rings in 4 years and an unbelievable thing to happen to the franchise(AAA being a place to be; memorable moments) but Bron owes us nothing. He came and won, then bounced.
Either salute him or keep it moving, it ain't a good look for the rest of us who looking to move on from it.

Him leaving ain't what got me mad. It's entirely where he went. You ain't wrong about keeping it moving. I'll be less disgusted with him when we make some moves this month.

 

[Draje]

U need Jesus, I was asking a simple question and u catch feelings like a bytch Idk why they are mad could u give me a answer fukkboy?

I'm gave you an answer, nikka.

You should have been digested in your mom's stomach.

 

[Sausageman]

I'm gave you an answer, nikka.

You should have been digested in your mom's stomach.

U are the devil in human forum, seriously u have anger issues bytch and if I see u ur getting a haircut.. I have no idea why heat fans are mad and u didn't answer the question

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I'm gave you an answer, nikka.

You should have been digested in your mom's stomach.

Yeah he's terrible. Rofl guy/swagnificent/cant stop status

 

[Sausageman]

Draje on her period atm she catching feelins atm and won't answer da question

 

[madness]

Him leaving ain't what got me mad. It's entirely where he went.

actually cleveland is probably the best place we should want him. you know they're going to find some way to fukk things up, it's the cleveland way.

 

[Sausageman]

Yeah he's terrible. Rofl guy/swagnificent/cant stop status

Why are heat fans angry? I don't get tit

 

[Sausageman]

Miami fans we are living the dream!