Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Fart Knocker]

Women always want you to "accept"
accept my fatness
accept my attitude
accept my b*stards

but they won't accept you being 5'6
they won't accept you taking the bus
they won't accept you wanting sex

Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfukkin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nikka with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nikka?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfukker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfukkin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nikka he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fukked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nikka
you went and got pregant - didn't you bytch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A nikka BABY
And then when the nikka ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nikka ain't shyt, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nikka ain't shyt."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend p*ssy
I had you to keep the nikka, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nikka
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bytch, tryin to keep, a nikka that I wanted

 

[MikelArteta]

show me where I defended her

your in here on your why are you guys making fun of women your not interested in

just join in or sit on the sideline

 

[luckyse7enz]

When did POF start having so many whales on the site, for every fit chick there 10 School Buses.

Pfff. Right?

Whales aren't even fish. SMH.

 

[Nino Brown]

It would be so easy to exploit her insecurities if you were a demon

 

[Ashley Banks]

your in here on your why are you guys making fun of women your not interested in

just join in or sit on the sideline

did I say that? Or did I ask why he's taking the time out to dissect the profile of someone he's not interested in?

 

[MikelArteta]

did I say that? Or did I ask why he's taking the time out to dissect the profile of someone he's not interested in?

you did and why do you care

ol defender of all things women

let us eat and stop interrupting us

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Women always want you to "accept"
accept my fatness
accept my attitude
accept my b*stards

but they won't accept you being 5'6
they won't accept you taking the bus
they won't accept you wanting sex

This made me .

The struggle

 

[Ashley Banks]

you did and why do you care

ol defender of all things women

let us eat and stop interrupting us

I want to know why you're wasting your time on women that you hate. You complain about these women, yet pay so much attention to them.

 

[MikelArteta]

This made me .

The struggle

did i lie though?

the average 30 plus women on Pof

My friend told me about this so i'm just trying it out, Well first off I have a great career (always have to mention this first, like a resume when you don't have experience got to put schooling first), my own house and a car. I have the two greatest in the world, kids 8 and 4 and I'm looking for someone who loves children and will accept them, all you guys who hate kids move along now.

I'm looking for a guy whose set career wise, no baby momma drama (but you got kids thot , is nice with a rough edge ( is this). Good looking and can handle me, If this is you send a message

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

did i lie though?

the average 30 plus women on Pof

My friend told me about this so i'm just trying it out, Well first off I have a great career (always have to mention this first, like a resume when you don't have experience got to put schooling first), my own house and a car. I have the two greatest in the world, kids 8 and 4 and I'm looking for someone who loves children and will accept them, all you guys who hate kids move along now.

I'm looking for a guy whose set career wise, no baby momma drama (but you got kids thot , is nice with a rough edge ( is this). Good looking and can handle me, If this is you send a message

@ no baby mama drama but expecting a dude to subject himself to possible baby daddy drama. That makes no sense.

 

[MikelArteta]

@ no baby mama drama but expecting a dude to subject himself to possible baby daddy drama. That makes no sense.

no lie when i was pof back i teh day, i'd run into profiles with women like 3 kids who were pregnant with their fourth and on pof and still had a long list of requirements

 

[O.T.I.S.]

If you're not interested, why are you taking the time out to dissect her profile? You guys pay too much attention to women you don't want.

Can't front, I agree


Her profile was suspect, but if I was never interested I wouldn't have even paid it any mind. I would decipher the ones I am physically interested in though



Not saying she's unattractive or anything. I like the fact that she's honest but don't like a chick whose not into improving herself physically as well as mentally

(You can be a plus size woman who works out and have curves, I don't mind... Those types exist)

There are other red flags (like being raised by Nas ), red hair, the need to validate her self-esteem, long paragraphs, etc., but if I wasn't interested I wouldn't have gave a shyt

 

[Gains]

doesn't matter what the topic is you always swoop in like gloria alldred defending women

@Sunshine doesn't understand , if she's in her early 20's , no kids and attractive the women she's for see her as a threat

 

[MikelArteta]

here we gooooooooooo

Just on here to see if there's any interesting men worth meeting. Not looking for anything in particular, however would like to meet someone who is motivated and independent .Someone who is loving and caring and likes to spend quality time with his woman. Please don't waste my time if you're jobless and still living at your parents. That will NOT get a reply.

I am very independent and busy. I have a 4 year old son and work 2 jobs, but when I'm not working and not chasing my son around, I like to try new things. Looking for someone to keep me company and share memories with!

P.s. I will NOT respond to "hi", "hello", "what's up" etc. Please be a little more creative than that and show some interest.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Another, 24 yr old, thin body

About Me
I'm an Aries, which means I'm one of the sweetest, kindest, most loyal people you’ll ever meet. Yes, I do tend to have a temper at times and I like things my way but that’s only because I'm a fire sign, I just need someone that can handle me and balance me out when I need him.

I'm an extremely friendly person and I can get along with practically anyone, I'm also very down to earth. I love being around my friends and people I'm close to. I'm a home-body, I don’t really like the party scene that much but once in a while ill go if it’s a special occasion; like a friends birthday.

I'm very opinionated and I love to debate with anyone who is strong enough to challenge my way of thinking

. And to be honest I actually like when I'm proven wrong because its not something that happens very often :-P

Since I was younge my passion has been writing. I do it all andd I love it, from short stories, to a novel I'm working on to poetry, and even songs. I also have a deep passionate love for music! Without music I don’t know where I'd be. I tend to refer to myself as an “old soul” because the type of music that I love isn’t typical for my generation. I love Gospel, Oldies, R&B and Soul. I listen to Reggea and Pop also and Rap on occasion but I mostly listen to music I can feel. Something that moves me and gets my emotions in high gear because I can relate to every word and even if I cant I can invision that person and empathise with every word they sing. Music has the ability to transform any mood that I am in and take me into my own little world where nothing else exists but myself and the lyrics. Its something that I grew up listening to and something I will always take with me.

First Date
My ideal first date is anyplace that myself and that person can talk and get to know each other. I don’t like places like the movies for instance, because when we leave that theatre we don’t now much more about the other person than when we first came in. if it’s a dinner and a movie then that’s okay.

I'm actually very easy to please and I don’t require much. We could for a walk in a park for our first date and id be absolutely fine with that.
I always say, “Its not about the quantity, but about the quality.”
Somewhere different like an aquarium or a museum would be awesome. I love exploring and learning about things. It could even be somewhere simple like a frozen yogurt store where we get a cup and just hang out or even a pizza shop where we sit outside and talk.

I'm telling you, you wont find a more down to eath date than me. Make me laugh and I'm practically yours. If you can break the ice and make the mood really light and fun then I'm in heaven because I tend to sometimes be shy at first when I don’t really know someone but if we end up talking a lot before we first meet then I should be okay.

• She got a mouth and temper on her.
• Beware....Be prepared for the opinionated and confrontational angry black woman
• Applebees would be too much being spent on this braw, think McDonalds or Wendy's...plus who paying for all the icecream, dinner plus movies and museums
• She says she an old soul but

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