Server Crash Announcement

mannyrs13

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Might as well get this out of the way. :francis:


Myself, @cook, and @Brooklynzson sincerely apologize for the server crash that was experienced by all tonight. We are working on getting a second hamster so the one we have won't have to work as hard. It will also be a female so it can reproduce with the one we have and give birth to baby hamsters that will power the coli for future generations.

Now some may think it was the hotline bling video and the star wars trailer that crashed the site, but it was actually the neckbeard wrestling fans over in #tsc. Contrary to @thaKEAF claim, apparently we didn't bury them deep enough. It can also be contributed to the New York Giants horrendous play, but we blame that on @AJtheOne :stopitslime:.

To make up for the inconvenience, we will be giving out a small coli cash stimulus package. 5,000 should be enough for the troubles.

We hope to get the second server up and working as soon as possible. We are also working on the coli merchandise. Apparently the Chinese labor camp we hired had a contract with Nike that needed to be fulfilled, but they are working on the merchandise and it will be available shortly.

We thank you for your support during this time as well as your donations to help fund the second server. And if you haven't donated, :ufdup:


Enjoy these free daps and reps.......while the server is still running. :troll:
 

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