So I fukked a homeless woman for a $1

[Rich Spirit]

Was this the Walmart on Dunvale?

 

[unit321]

I went to walmart to go cop a few things and my Walmart is notorious for homeless people. I leave the store hop in the whip and as I'm about to leave the parking lot shorty walks over to my whip. I'm like she said sir I have nothing anything you can give me would be much appreciated. I said life comes at you fast but nothing in life is free so what you got for me? She says whatever you want so I tell her hop in asks her how she became homeless. She said she lost her job and never recovered blah blah blah. I get to the closed down church's parking lot and I don't waste no time I tell her take off her pants she takes them off no draws in sight. She asks if I have a condom I said I need that for? I told her I'm clean and she said I am too but I don't want to risk getting pregnant. I said I got this plan b don't trip. She's like and we get down to business p*ssy was so fukking tight I asked her how long has it been since you had sex? She said it's been about 3 years I say no wonder this shyt fit like a glove. I nutted in about 5 minutes p*ssy was so good I took her back to the wal mart and told her I'll see her again soon. The moral of the story is good p*ssy comes from all walks of life don't miss out brehs.

Well, it was entertaining to read.
I am guessing a homeless woman's crotch funk without underwear is going to be defcon 5 considering she can't shower anywhere and has unwashed poop and pee pee stewing in the summer heat for hours on end.

 

[unit321]

make up shyt to entertain people you'll never meet brehs.

I was entertained.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm glad petty scumbaggery like this still exists. shyt is too heavy out here. I needed this.

So @Black did you make her pee on herself, you know, test her bladder game?

 

[Black]

I'm glad petty scumbaggery like this still exists. shyt is too heavy out here. I needed this.

So @Black did you make her pee on herself, you know, test her bladder game?

Nah p*ssy was so good I couldn't even think about anything else. I hope I see her again if the bladder game is tight I can add her to the roster.

 

[Black]

Was this the Walmart on Dunvale?

I live in tallahassee bro

 

[Hijo de luna]

On a not fraudulent note, I know a nikka who got his dikk sucked by a crackhead (female, for the tards) for 5 bucks. Lemme find out they got back to school sales outchea

His hat dope af

Got it cocked to the side like a G

I don't know a nikka who hasn't gotten his dikk sucked by a crackhead

 

[Rekkapryde]

Believe dis nikka brehs

QFT. I believe him.

 

[Luxury Tax]

I went to walmart to go cop a few things and my Walmart is notorious for homeless people. I leave the store hop in the whip and as I'm about to leave the parking lot shorty walks over to my whip. I'm like she said sir I have nothing anything you can give me would be much appreciated. I said life comes at you fast but nothing in life is free so what you got for me? She says whatever you want so I tell her hop in asks her how she became homeless. She said she lost her job and never recovered blah blah blah. I get to the closed down church's parking lot and I don't waste no time I tell her take off her pants she takes them off no draws in sight. She asks if I have a condom I said I need that for? I told her I'm clean and she said I am too but I don't want to risk getting pregnant. I said I got this plan b don't trip. She's like and we get down to business p*ssy was so fukking tight I asked her how long has it been since you had sex? She said it's been about 3 years I say no wonder this shyt fit like a glove. I nutted in about 5 minutes p*ssy was so good I took her back to the wal mart and told her I'll see her again soon. The moral of the story is good p*ssy comes from all walks of life don't miss out brehs.

Only thing I find odd about your story is the bolded. U don't keep condoms but you keep Plan B's on deck

play Russian roulette with your dikk brehs

fukking raw is the highest form of hoe trusting!

 

[dterpsss]

She asks if I have a condom I said I need that for? I told her I'm clean and she said I am too but I don't want to risk getting pregnant. I said I got this plan b don't trip.

 

[CarltonJunior]

Sad shyt is that I could really imagine a nikka doing this at lem turner walmart

 

[MF budz]

Hahahahah so much fukkery. What the fukk. If you Trolling may te gods have mercy on your soul.

 

[Rekkapryde]

@Black you hell for this thread. You on the bottle again fam?

 

[Black]

@Black you hell for this thread. You on the bottle again fam?

I drink everyday breh.

 

[Elle Driver]

I'm glad petty scumbaggery like this still exists. shyt is too heavy out here. I needed this.

So @Black did you make her pee on herself, you know, test her bladder game?

Nah p*ssy was so good I couldn't even think about anything else. I hope I see her again if the bladder game is tight I can add her to the roster.