fukking hilarious story. The only way I could see it being true and not being too disgusted is if she hadn't been homeless all that long. Usually one image comes to folks minds when you say homeless but there levels to the shyt. You can technically be homeless and be living up in some shelter where they won't pay much if they do at all so you can have a bed, clean sheets and a shower but not much change.
At any rate, no cape because I'm not about to mess with a female in that shape or fashion. Better you than me OP. You were probably stop number 7 of that dosey doe train ride so to speak and you didn't even know it.
This is like some dark twisted General Mills shyt

. Only he would have spun it much much better.
