Spin: The Coli in 2035

[TEH]

Just wondering what if the coli is around in '35
What would be the hottest threads

What would be the most talked about subjects in terms of films, music,sports, fashion, etc.... What y'all think brehs and brehettes


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Credits: Original Thread by @WeeBey Brice
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-coli-in-1995.376110/
Thread idea by @OD-MELA

 

[TEH]

The Rock and Roll Hall of fame is about to induct Post Malone and Slim Jesus in this years ceremony

Billionaire Future just purchased the Actaivis Company

 

[The BasedFather]

I hope to god I'm not on here at the damn age of 42

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

hello im old as fukk im 40 years old

 

[scarlxrd]

Coli will be filled with **** alts by then :shrug:

 

[At30wecashout]

"Some Klingonian CAC just ate all the Soylent Green."

"I got my first chance to teleport to the p*ssy, brehs. The fewcha is now!"

"I flew my friend's Ford into a quasar and now she wont quantum leap with me."

"Since they just revived James Brown, you think he still got what it takes?"

 

[Wild self]

We wouldn't be typing anymore. Everything all video chat and hoes by them would send nudes and Pornos like it ain't shyt.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Doctor just told me I need a hip replacement

 

[TEH]

The Booth


The Weeknd is on the white girl again heard he just robbed a liquor store

Drake announced his engagement to long time companion Quentin Miller

Boosie's daughter is Mayor of New Orleans


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TLR

You seen North West at the Grammys yesterday ...
My old ass Pops told me that we should wear clothes that are snug and proper fitting ...

WTF ?? Starbucks is giving away scented Dildos with each order ... pause

 

[Westcoastnative]

I'll be getting mail from AARP in 2035.

 

[86\*/98]

Damn she's bad. I used to have a hologram that looked just like her. shyt's crazy.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Since this ozone layer went down, what kinda spf sunblock yall rockin with?

 

[XII]

Congrats to @Emperor_ReinScarf on his 10millionth post

 

[TEH]

The Booth

Fettwap just got released from the pen today ... he's still mad about them pulling his hair back in '25

Old heads school me on Young Thug

A$AP Rocky has a new line of dresses today and scarfs today with D&G

Lil Wayne and Birdman old asses caught fukking a robot hooker ... a male robot

Kanye files for divorce and immediately kidnaps old lard ass Amber Rose ... this nikka finally lost it

RIP to Flava Flav rest in peace god

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TLR

How long you Rhianna and Jay Z's marriage going to last ...

I'm tired of waiting at the Teleport until Homeland Security scans me ... can't they fix this yet???

Balling on you nikkas how many of you got the new Yeezey 5000's

ScanXZop or Molly?

Going to SXSW this year in my new Hovercraft

Bet none of you young bucks ever heard about Jill Scott and Eryka Badu

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

blue ivy is hot