Spinoff thread: List 5 good reasons for a man to get married in this day and age

[onelastdeath]

the fukk is wrong with this guy

Scarf no take lightly to insults

 

[SouthernBelle]

Look whose talking a hair hatted black woman, who sucked a dikk that was in a trannys ass

Can't even attract a heterosexual male you slut

Literally all lies. I don't have a weave (but I do have natural hair that goes all the way down my back...want me to link the pics?). You don't know where I do and don't put my mouth (and it hasn't been on a dikk that went in a trannys butt), and I've been in a long term relationship with a man who loves me for three years.

You are the STD ridden slut, bed buck. You are going to die alone and miserable like you already are.

Try again.

 

[skeetsinternal]

If he wants children
If he wants children
If he wants children
If he wants children
And ummmm yeah if he wants children

Sheeeeeit

 

[MikelArteta]

Look at this simp, everything I said was true.

Southernbelle dated a nikka that stuck his dikk in a tranny

the fukk is wrong with this guy

 

[wet landscapes]

Look at this simp, everything I said was true.

Southernbelle dated a nikka that stuck his dikk in a tranny

at least they were black

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Women will cape for marriage because they have nothing to lose and file for divorce majority of the time

Husbands are more likely to cheat and have drinking/drug abuse issues.
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Let's not talk about men stuck in sexless marriages

More often than not, it is women who get stuck in them, not men.​

infidelity in marriage

Again, it is men who cheat more often than women.
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men raising kids that aren't theirs

That's not exactly a negative. Moreso a personal value judgment.​

verbal abuse

Again, most of the time, men are at fault.
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staying together for the kids

Teamwork is a bad thing now?

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[GodinDaFlesh]

If you find an Esther Baxter with Lois Griffin-like motherly attributes and Pinky-like sexual attributes, marry her.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Tell you the truth.. It ain't no good reason for a MAC to get married. Women benefit from everything in a marriage and men don't.

 

[SouthernBelle]

Look at this simp, everything I said was true.

Southernbelle dated a nikka that stuck his dikk in a tranny

No everything you said was a lie. I don't have a weave, I have a man, and I did not suck his penis (I dumped him when he told me what he had done). So try again.

 

[MikelArteta]

Sure you do
And so what you trying to erase the past of you dating a nikka who smashed a tranny?


Sure he does nikka prob getting his culo blasted by a male nurse.

3 years and no ring? Typical but but he loves me

Everyone dies alone harlot unless your on a plane crash

Your story is already written ugly ass Babylonian whore

Literally all lies. I don't have a weave (but I do have natural hair that goes all the way down my back...want me to link the pics?). You don't know where I do and don't put my mouth (and it hasn't been on a dikk that went in a trannys butt), and I've been in a long term relationship with a man who loves me for three years.

You are the STD ridden slut, bed buck. You are going to die alone and miserable like you already are.

Try again.

 

[MikelArteta]

ssure you don't
Sure so you dated a guy but didn't suck his dikk

No everything you said was a lie. I don't have a weave, I have a man, and I did not suck his penis (I dumped him when he told me what he had done). So try again.

 

[SouthernBelle]

Sure you do
And so what you trying to erase the past of you dating a nikka who smashed a tranny?


Sure he does nikka prob getting his culo blasted by a male nurse.

3 years and no ring? Typical but but he loves me

Everyone dies alone harlot unless your on a plane crash

Your story is already written ugly ass Babylonian whore

I'm not trying to rewrite anything. You're trying to tell me what I did sexually, which is a lie. Yes, I dated someone who admitted that he had a threesome with a trans person. I would not have said it on the coli if I was a afraid to repeat it, but I did not suck his penis (again, you have never even seen me talking about what I am and am not willing to do sexually). You have seen me say that I was celibate for years when I lived in Atlanta (when I dated this guy). I dated a lot of guys in Atlanta and I didn't suck their dikks either.

Yes, he loves me. We are going to get married. When he finishes residency and I finish my ivy league phd

When will you every find love? Never.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

1. Live longer.
2. Physically Healthier.
3. Better occupational performance.
4. No stress.
5. Make more money.

If these don't happen for you, you married the wrong one.

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@ number 4

 

[onelastdeath]

ssure you don't
Sure so you dated a guy but didn't suck his dikk

 

[Calmye]

Married my High School sweetheart. We met when I was sixteen. I was 19 when we got married.

1. She was beautiful with big breast meats

2. She was smart as hell

3. She was hella funny. Im not talking about funny for a woman but funny all around. Lol we still laugh about shyt she used to do 15 years ago lol

4. Even though her Dad wasn't around she came from a good family. She is mixed with Irish and Black. Her white mom raised her but I never got any racist vibes from her mom. She started calling me her son a year after her daughter and I were dating. She always had my back. Even when my wife and I had issues she wrote the judge to let him know how good of a Dad I am. That shyt had me .

5. Five and not least she got pregnant at 20. Lol breh had to step up to the plate. All and all I love this woman more than anything and I know she loves me the same. We have been through sooooo much together but in the end we always go back to the common denominator. We love each other and life apart is not life at all.



Edit: Honorable mention. She can burn like amuthfukka in the kitchen