ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
Basically
Any time I've had to take a piss test I bought Quick Fix, used a jock strap but removed the cup, warmed up the liquid and put a hand warmer around it and went to the testing site with the bottle of fake piss discreetly hidden on me.
You go into the bathroom, make sure the temperature strip is in the right range, and then pour out the amount you need
I've literally taking drug tests HIGH just because it was funny to me that companies would spend that much money testing me to see if I smoked weed when all the managers and higher ups were doing lines at happy hours later that evening