Stunts, Blunts & Basketball: The 2013-14 New York Knicks Season Thread

[TR7]

He Needs A Homey The Clown Sock Upside His Head

That's something I'd expect my coach to say, for Woodson's excuse for the defense and then no Timeout to be "It happened so fast" is inexcusable for a Head Coach.

 

[Apollo Kid]

He Needs A Homey The Clown Sock Upside His Head

Someone photoshop Woodson's head

 

[Hammer]

Nets got the Knicks lookin real again

 

[CapitalOne]

 

[tremonthustler1]

CHRIS SMITH TIME

JR JR

20000 Knicks fans yelling like a Kobe verbal flop wondering what the hell Woodson and Melo are doing. shyt was hilarious

 

[Filthy McNasty]

Melo c-walking past halfcourt then taking the last shot like

ya squad is cheeks

 

[TR7]

This is the face of a man who says "It happened so fast" when things go bad. Mike Woodson can't be using that when he's been coaching in the League for a decade

 

[JMurder]

via posting and toasting's own Seth Rosenthal

BUT THEN: Melo beat doubles with beautiful passes. J.R. stayed hot. The Knicks got some stops. They had a nice little win in hand. BUT THEN: just abject disaster. Howling, bone-crunching, blood-spurting disaster. New levels of idiocy and despair. The Knicks lost their three-point lead when Bradley Beal hit a tough, contested three with 45 seconds to go. Nothing you can do about that. MANY things you can do after that, none of which the Knicks did. One thing you can do is grab an easy two-for-one. You could walk through a possession and still get a two-for-one. But instead, the Knicks farted away a whole shot clock before Beno Udrih-- who played every minute after Pablo went down-- managed to draw a foul just dribbling in a straight line. He missed a free throw. Another thing you can do is put in something resembling a defensive lineup for the next possession, but Woodson left Beno in the game to get utterly torched-- without a lick of help-- by a Beal drive to the rim. Another thing you can do is either use a timeout or hustle up the floor for the buzzer-beater but the Knicks WALKED THE BALL UP THE DAMN COURT AS IF THEY HAD JUST CALLED A TIMEOUT BUT THEY HAD NOT ACTUALLY CALLED A TIMEOUT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD THREE(?) DAMN TIMEOUTS AND MELO BRICKED SOME DESPERATION shyt HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN.

I am in D.C. and had to watch that shyt on Comcast and the whole crew was just straight-up giggling at the Knicks. They blew that game as if on purpose. If the Knicks had a draft pick, we would be applauding them right now for their daft tanking. There is no draft pick. This team just gravitates toward disaster. They cannot resist.

There will be no recap.
http://www.postingandtoasting.com/2013/12/16/5218522/final-score-wizards-102-knicks-101

He's angry

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Homie said he thought about putting in Metta at the end of the game

#clapforem

 

[N.Y. State of Mind]

This is the face of a man who says "It happened so fast" when things go bad. Mike Woodson can't be using that when he's been coaching in the League for a decade

Looking like it's time for him to go. He sounds and looks like he's become overwhelmed by the situation.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

This Team Brehs

 

[TR7]

Looking like it's time for him to go. He sounds and looks like he's become overwhelmed by the situation.

Which is crazy, cause I'm afraid to say it but Kidd has improved since Frank was outed. He's not great, but he's not killing the team with his moves anymore.

Woodson seems to be going in the other direction

 

[tremonthustler1]

the faults on Melo on this one, fukking idiot was walking the ball up the court with 4 seconds left

I thought Melo was running as fast as he could

 

[Trip]

This Team Brehs

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I thought Melo was running as fast as he could

And Ricky Rubio is practicing passing of the rim this year