Stunts, Blunts & Basketball: The 2013-14 New York Knicks Season Thread

[Mantle Drunk]

People have mentioned it but earlier in the season the Knicks would of folded and packed it in. So sticking it out and winning was a big positive. But Woodson for a big part of the game tried to lose it and Felton is honestly one of the worst defensive players i've ever seen.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

It seems like Tyson is a black hole. And Melo is a better rebounder, and dare I say, possibly Bargiani and Stat.

:piratedahell:

 

[K-ZOE]

Pardon me, I need to talk some shyt about Shump so he can help out in the scoring column tonight (he always follows my criticism with a good game). Ninjas are bound to be tired.

Iman, what the fukk are you scared of?? Why you so erratic and nervous looking when you go to the hole?? What were we trailing 89-90 when you got a steal or something, you had it in the open court with I think Dragic ahead and another Sun trailing? I was like "Let me see how he fukks this up". I figured you'd 'back-iron' the lay-up as usual but you showed some versatility in your fukking up. You said 'nah, I'ma slap this nigg@ Dragic before I go up instead of just elevating over him'. Offensive foul. Look man, lay-ups are not hard. Especially for an athletic, 6-5 mufukka. You know what? Just try to dunk everything then, fukk it. Probably get a foul more than half the time. I'd rather see Beno driving to the hole than you. You know how that makes me feel? You know what that's doing to my 'blackness'? Yo shyt. Get it together!


thank me later...

 

[K-ZOE]

People have mentioned it but earlier in the season the Knicks would of folded and packed it in. So sticking it out and winning was a big positive. But Woodson for a big part of the game tried to lose it and Felton is honestly one of the worst defensive players i've ever seen.

I never seen anybody get cooked game in game out like him. shyt is starting to get comical. If he had Deron Williams or Stephen Curry's ankles he'd have to have retired by now.

 

[Boolean]

Watch when we start losing when this nikka get back

we're not beating Indiana without him :franchise:

 

[Mantle Drunk]

I never seen anybody get cooked game in game out like him. shyt is starting to get comical. If he had Deron Williams or Stephen Curry's ankles he'd have to have retired by now.

Saddest part about it is that it's not a lack of effort like some defenders. He gives it his all he's just horrible in keeping people in front of him.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

:piratedahell:

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Saddest part about it is that it's not a lack of effort like some defenders. He gives it his all he's just horrible in keeping people in front of him.

I love the way he flops his hands in frustration each and every time it happens. At this point does Woody even bother to say anything to him when they break down film?

 

[KingJudah]

we're not beating Indiana without him :franchise:

The teams with the bigs , Tyson is needed. But other than that. I really don't think so

 

[K-ZOE]

Saddest part about it is that it's not a lack of effort like some defenders. He gives it his all he's just horrible in keeping people in front of him.

Actually some of it is effort cuz he stays ushering his man towards the help. Or at least where the help should be. The bigs never help tho. Bargs, K-Mart, Stat, even Tyson be looking at Ray's man like

I love the way he flops his hands in frustration each and every time it happens. At this point does Woody even bother to say anything to him when they break down film?

Maybe Woody should start rewarding him with a snack per stop?

 

[Boolean]

The teams with the bigs , Tyson is needed. But other than that. I really don't think so

apparently Tyson Chandler is the only person on this team that plays help defense, we need that

Melo is a better rebounder but I'm not willing to leave our defense in the hands of Bargs STAT Martin Tyler Aldrich

 

[Carolina Slim]

I never seen anybody get cooked game in game out like him. shyt is starting to get comical. If he had Deron Williams or Stephen Curry's ankles he'd have to have retired by now.

It's like I be telling my mans; Felton gets cooked so often he needs to come with a side dish. Every PG in the league looks at him on the schedule and starts getting ready to

 

[K-ZOE]

I wanna see what Tyler can do on the court. Right now he's tryna be the new Bazemore from GS last year. This mufukka be on the sidelines like when some good shyt happens.

 

[K-ZOE]

It's like I be telling my mans; Felton gets cooked so often he needs to come with a side dish. Every PG in the league looks at him on the schedule and starts getting ready to

Kemba, Tonight's menu consists of Ray Feltucinni with a dash of Beno sauce.

 

[Hater]

It's like I be telling my mans; Felton gets cooked so often he needs to come with a side dish. Every PG in the league looks at him on the schedule and starts getting ready to

shyt reminds me of Derek Fisher, Dude gave up a career high to the opposing PG every other game.