She’s the 6 figure whisperer“Make sure the blunt is not filled with mid” LMAO
Koala: "Ooo goody one of those viral tiktok videos talking about how to take care of your mate. I wonder if the wife agrees"
*Clicks on icon after waiting 30 minutes on the dial up*
!!!@#!LADIES HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN SATISFIED, FIRST SUCK HIS dikk!!!
Look at the 5 star mating general that do not mind such things with the misses, all a breh wants is a piece of mind, game time (which my wife gives a lot since she's reading her mafia smut novels off her phone most of the time along with her merge games), and some coffee.
Sex should be GP and not just a way to keep a man to the hip. That's a cliche'd way of looking at dudes because not all of us, including this marsupial want 24/7 p*ssy and a sandwich.
After a while you don’t mate that often. The joeys come out the pouch and and you settle down.