Thanks to Analytics, I've been shyttin on everyone at the gym [7 game win streak]

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I'm #1 in win shares at the gym right now thanks to my three ball. Got my teammates to buy into analytics and all we do is shoot 3's, and transition layups.

Went on a 4 game win streak today :banderas:, which if you add to my three wins from Tuesday, makes me 7-0 in the last seven. We play 1's and 2's up to 15.


Guys lookin bewildered :mindblown: wondering how our three ball sent them to the sidelines :youngsabo:

Dudes be on some "I'm just tryin to get cardio in, I was gonna lift after this game anyway" :childplease: :heh:
 

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This is a joke thread but its also factual. At the gym that analytics-ball would be even more effective. You could only make half as many shots as the other team and still win.

Until someone calls everything is 1, then everyone starts lookin like the Wizards out there with them long jumpers.
 

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This is a joke thread but its also factual. At the gym that analytics-ball would be even more effective. You could only make half as many shots as the other team and still win.

Until someone calls everything is 1, then everyone starts lookin like the Wizards out there with them long jumpers.

:wittman: basketball is alive and well with all 1s :blessed:
 

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Dude when 3s are 2s, there is pretty much no point of shooting anything else tbh.
I always tell my teammates to just bomb 3s if we play 3 = 2. Especially since most times it's the college three point line not NBA. 3s are the easiest win to blow teams out, I've been aware of this for years.. it is known
 

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This is a joke thread but its also factual. At the gym that analytics-ball would be even more effective. You could only make half as many shots as the other team and still win.

Until someone calls everything is 1, then everyone starts lookin like the Wizards out there with them long jumpers.

Yeah

Youd be surprised how many people dont understand that 1's and 2's is totally different than 2's and 3's
 
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World Champions huh? :mjpls:

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