The 2023 Coli Analytics Awards!

[DrBanneker]

Welcome to the 5th edition of the analytics awards. As you probably know, there was a hiatus last year as the site redesign changed the dynamic code in the page source. I didn't have the time or patience to re-write the web scraping code last years but got it done this time.

For new 2022 members, this is your first awards which covers the best and worst in Coli posting. I use Python (beautiful soup web scraping) to scan the Coli web pages and collect user and thread data to look at user stats as well as the top posts. The class of 2022 will have their own special awards page.

@MikelArteta @Barnett114 @Rarely-Wrong Liggins please sticky

COLI OVERALL EVOLUTION

The Coli is still going though I would say growth is stagnant. It would have been worse without the class of 2022. Below are graphs of new posts per year overall, new posts per year by forum, and the post share by forum from 2012 until now.

 

[DrBanneker]

Top Smilies

Top smilies used by percentage. Shows what we use and how we express ourselves. Interestingly, the top 5 smilies have hardly changed in four years. has become more frequent but the others are fairly consistent.

8.3%
5%
4.8%
4.2%
3.6%
3.4%
2.7%
2.4%
2.3%
2.3%

 

[DrBanneker]

Part II – Coli-wide User Awards

Top Members by Posts and Daps - the best by posts and daps overall



ALL-TIME POSTS

Top 10 posters – our most prolific posters!


@℃ertifed - 297,292 posts
@MikelArteta - 238,573 posts
@priority - 226,163 posts
@Silkk - 170,852 posts
@Big Boss - 163,322 posts
@Eric Brooks - 155,495 posts
@Supreme - 143,097 posts
@Rekkapryde - 137,459 posts
@ORDER_66 - 136,849 posts
@g-ice - 127,925 posts




DAPS – highest daps...but also highest posts typically


Top 10 in daps

@MikelArteta - 726,226 daps
@℃ertifed - 607,318 daps
@ORDER_66 - 558,701 daps
@Eric Brooks - 514,532 daps
@priority - 486,799 daps
@Rekkapryde - 458,954 daps
@Paper Boi - 438,195 daps
@surf - 435,028 daps
@King Poetic - 434,509 daps
@Silkk - 429,363 daps

 

[DrBanneker]

We will look at 3 classes of users to see who has the highest daps/post ratio. First the prolific posters with more than 500 posts. Then the mid-range posters with 100-500 posts and finally all posters (interesting usernames come up)


DAPS/POST - 500+ posts



Average daps/post received by Coli users: 3.2 (last year 2.5 in 2021)

Median daps/post received by Coli Users: 2.9 (2.2 in 2021)

Standard Deviation: 1.8



Top 1% Posters: 8.1+ daps/post

Top 10% Posters: 5.1+ daps/post

Bottom 10% Posters 1.4 or less daps/post

Bottom 1% Posters: 0.6 daps/post



Top 10 in daps/post

@Imhotep2 - 21.7 daps/post WHEN WILL YOU RETIRE??? GIVE THE KIDS A CHANCE
@Xavier - 12.7 daps/post
@The Blackout - 11.5 daps/post
@JLaw - 11.5 daps/post
@Nobu - 10.7 daps/post
@Dame Dash's Motor Oil - 10.6 daps/post
@BenchPressPapi - 10.4 daps/post
@Don'tCallMeLuckyB - 10 daps/post
@The Hon. Stringer Bell - 9.8 daps/post
@Calibrated - 9.6 daps/post





Mid-range Top Daps/Post (less than 500, more than 100) – here we celebrate midrange posters who have a big impact though don’t post as often

Starting with the winner for the most non-Harlem username

@Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis - 33.9 daps/post
@Panthro11 - 12.3 daps/post
@The Melanin Master - 8.1 daps/post
@Fat Fred Jones - 8 daps/post
@FlareBaller5 - 7.3 daps/post
@Marshawn Lynch - 7 daps/post
@Lil Debbie - 6.8 daps/post
@two4two - 6.6 daps/post
@Bonik and 357 others - 6.4 daps/post
@xzenothunder - 6.3 daps/post


Low Volume Posters - Never seen ya, never heard of ya. Someone likes you though (maybe each other)

@MollyWaterCo - 37.5 daps/post
@Heron M.O.B. - 30 daps/post
@Donald J. Trump - 13.3 daps/post
@TariqisLegally53YearsOld - 10.9 daps/post
@TrillNY96 - 6.6 daps/post
@MABManZ -5.8 daps/post
@flying spaghetti monster - 5.6 daps/post
@antiautocorrect - 5.5 daps/post
@Jamesmac91 - 5 daps/post
@greenz - 4.8 daps/post


I want to do the most improved but so many user names switched up I can't tell who is who now so fukk it.

 

[DrBanneker]

Reputation is your cred on these Coli Streets. Having a good rep will get you glowed up and a bad rep is a calling call for that neg train. We will look at the top ones of each below.

Average Reputation - 2,121
Median Reputation - 974
Standard Deviation - 4,497
Top 1% Rep - 19,065
Top 10% Rep - 6,337
Bottom 1% Rep - -6,253
Bottom 10% Rep - -332


Top Reputation Posters - your rep speaks for itself

@3Rivers +71,200
@priority +43,010
@IronFist +42,010
@Buckeye Fever +37,535
@Illeye buckmatic +31,340
@smitty22 +30,530
@TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY +29,100
@MikelArteta +28,756
@BmoreGorilla +28,490
@Kiyoshi-Dono +28,134

Bottom Reputation Posters - we understand, no one gets your brilliance
@ChatGPT -35,339
@℃ertifed -33,891
@King Karim -26,550
@SirBiatch -20,506
@Sccit -19,560
@Swagnificent -17,781
@SuaveHooper88 -15,580
@Stick Up Kid -14,564
@A Friend of The People -14,373
@Malcolmxxx_23 -14,373

 

[DrBanneker]

POSTS/DAY

The Coli is a diversion for some, past time for many, and a lifestyle for a select few. Here we will look at the average posts per day for users based on their join date. Many of the usual suspects return.

Based on the average number of posts since a user joined


Average posts/day of Coli users: 3.3

Median posts/day of Coli Users: 1.9

Standard Deviation: 4.6



Top 1% Posters: 20+ posts/day

Top 10% Posters: 8+ posts/day

Bottom 10% Posters: post once per 5 days

Bottom 1% Posters: post once per 50 days



Top 10 in Posts/Day



Since this list has so much history, it doesn’t change much per year but here are the updated stats



@℃ertifed - 73.7 posts/day
@priority - 62.8 posts/day
@MikelArteta - 56 posts/day
@surf - 46.9 posts/day
@Silkk - 40.1 posts/day
@Big Boss - 39.7 posts/day
@ORDER_66 - 37.8 posts/day
@Eric Brooks - 36.5 posts/day
@Supreme - 33.6 posts/day
@Rekkapryde - 32.3 posts/day

 

[DrBanneker]

2022 New Poster Awards!!!!
CLASS OF 2022

2022 was the first time since 2020 that new posters were allowed in and we got a great (and varied) crop.

Since they have less history, the top ones are shown here. Keep it up and become a Coli legend!

Top Posts

@Realm-Breaker 14,392 posts
@Black Mamba 12,788 posts
@maxamusa 11,984 posts
@Gloxina 11,809 posts
@the elastic 11,714 posts
@Braman 8,126 posts
@RickyDiBiase 7,949 posts
@Thick_Necc_Jenkins 7,552 posts
@F*ckthemkids 7,432 posts
@Nkrumah Was Right 6,917 posts

Top Daps
@the elastic 54,325 daps
@Realm-Breaker 54,074 daps
@F*ckthemkids 44,542 daps
@Gloxina 43,170 daps
@High Art 37,521 daps
@Black Mamba 37,315 daps
@DonB90 36,194 daps
@Braman 32,115 daps
@RickyDiBiase 31,411 daps
@maxamusa 29,103 daps

Top Daps/Post
@xxxBDSMxxx 8.8 daps/post
@The Melanin Master 8.1 daps/post
@Sauce Mane 8 daps/post
@Nabs 7.8 daps/post
@weather so breezy 7.5 daps/post
@RamsayBolton 7.3 daps/post
@Bleedin Gums Murphy 7.2 daps/post
@LadyJ2 7 daps/post
@Lonj 6.9 daps/post
@KGlock 6.8 daps/post

Top Reputation
@the elastic +5267
@Gloxina +4083
@Hathaway +3682
@High Art +3382
@Realm-Breaker +3296
@maxamusa +2853
@LeaveMyHairLineAlone +2749
@The Half-Blood FKA Prince +2674
@Nabs +2540
@Uachet +2379

Lowest Reputation
@Yas -872
@Jcotton1 -137
@Manny2828 -80
@Suge Shot Me -57
@Wadani Royce -54
@Yardie -45
@The Meteor Man -35
@Red Money -28
@Agnologia -20

Most Prolific Posters
@Realm-Breaker 21.9 posts per day
@Black Mamba 19.5 posts per day
@maxamusa 18.2 posts per day
@Gloxina 18 posts per day
@the elastic 17.8 posts per day
@RickyDiBiase 13.7 posts per day
@Braman 12.4 posts per day
@Thick_Necc_Jenkins 11.5 posts per day
@F*ckthemkids 11.3 posts per day
@MrLogic 10.7 posts per day

 

[DonB90]

How is @RickyDiBiase on the list I didn't know BillyHocean alt accounts were considered 22' posters

 

[Realm-Breaker]

All right! I'm Coli Famous!

 

[the elastic]

 

[RickyDiBiase]

How is @RickyDiBiase on the list I didn't know BillyHocean alt accounts were considered 22' posters

I’m the King of TLR whether these bedwettin bussy sucks like it or not. I’m your daddy. You love me. Black folk get ready. Foot on neck season for all c00ns, bucks, sellouts, sissies and the bytch made is continuing for the ‘24 to the ‘26


Now hold this neg

 

[the elastic]

All right! I'm Coli Famous!

Being in a PAWG conglomerate has its benefits

I DID THIS shyt DOLO

 

[Rn.]

touch grass

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Being in a PAWG conglomerate has its benefits

I DID THIS shyt DOLO

We're like One Piece emperors!

 

[the elastic]

touch grass

Get them daps up