The OFFICIAL 2013 GOAT poster of the year is Walt...acceptance speech on page 5!

[Art Barr]

*steps to the podium*

Before accepting this honor, I want to acknowledge and salute all of the nominees:

@mastermind
@Ed MOTHERfukkING G
@#1 pick
@tremonthustler1
@NYC Rebel
@Buckeye Fever
@2Quik4UHoes
@FreshFromATL
@charmander

What an eclectic and diverse group of motherfukkers they are. Clap for 'em.

Now let us move on to the honor at hand...

I am proud to say that my e-peers have voted to recognize me as the Official 2013 Greatest Of
All Time Poster Of The Year. A title that truly rolls of the tongue.

Today I finally know what it's like to be a generic white coach in professional sports. No, I don't deserve this honor at all, and yes I'm receiving it on some accumulation of past quality posts lifetime achievement bullshyt, but fukk it, whatever fam. I'll take it.

The truth is, outside of True Coliwood Stories - which I actually plagiarized from a draft of a memoir @Art Barr sent me for grammar editing - I've barely contributed a damn thing to this forum over the past year. I'll drop an occasional basketball musing, toss a handful of nicknames on the fire, and excoriate a duke player here and there, but I ain't bringing all that much to the table lately. Haven't had the time or inclination to do so. And half this forum is on my ignore list at this point anyway. We had a nice podcast going, and it fell apart. So we put out a new version, and that shyt been inconsistent. I barely post about my favorite team, and I don't even bother with trading insults anymore unless we're talking about @Soundwave's mother.

@mastermind should've won this, but I'm guessing he's too even-tempered to hold sway with a lot of posters, and he roots for cursed franchises. Also I doubt his facial hair looks like the king commissioned a famous artist to sculpt it, and mine does.

to every poster who voted for me. I promise to reward your support by posting even less in 2014.

Spoiler

fukk duke, Coach Kampf, Shane Batty Boy, KG aka Black Snake Moan, James Harden da Heliflopter, Bill Simmons, Steppin A. Fetch, and anyone I forgot

to the big homie, the GOAT = WALT!!

mad props on the fu's in the spoiler....


art bar

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Wait....what?

*gets reading glasses out of the junk drawer*


Are you saying those stories weren't yours? But @Art Barr da Gawd's ? I'm Deron Williams right now
Somebody help me be Obama

 

[Walt]

Wait....what?

*gets reading glasses out of the junk drawer*


Are you saying those stories weren't yours? But @Art Barr da Gawd's ? I'm Deron Williams right now
Somebody help me be Obama

I'm actually @Da_Eggman's alias.

 

[Art Barr]

Wait....what?

*gets reading glasses out of the junk drawer*


Are you saying those stories weren't yours? But @Art Barr da Gawd's ? I'm Deron Williams right now
Somebody help me be Obama

it is what it is.......

wish my book had not of gotten lost.
fukk at&t, and iPhone!!!



art barr

 

[The War Report]

I regret not voting for @mastermind

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I'm actually @Da_Eggman's alias.

There may have to be a coli HOF if this is true. That's the GOAT doppelganger act of all times.

 

[Brozay]

I regret not voting for @mastermind

I kinda feel you on that

@mastermind should be added as a mod here, no question

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

Damn Lakers lost again. 2Brick sufferin the same fate as all his squads

 

[The War Report]

I kinda feel you on that

@mastermind should be added as a mod here, no question

@Brooklynzson :yeaok:

 

[mastermind]

Also I doubt his facial hair looks like the king commissioned a famous artist to sculpt it, and mine does.

it doesnt

My hair is too nappy too. Im working on it for next year. I bought some pink lotion.



congrats on winning, I voted for me you.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

I'm actually @Da_Eggman's alias.

it is what it is.......

wish my book had not of gotten lost.
fukk at&t, and iPhone!!!



art barr

"Bof of y'all niqqas crazy. I'm going to my car to get my other gun........and I'm coming back to shoot all y'all mufukkahs!"

 

[dtownreppin214]

So we gonna act like Walt and Malta ain't the same person. This has been known since sohh days.

 

[GzUp]

I kinda feel you on that

@mastermind should be added as a mod here, no question

@mastermind be the damn mod on here and put some structure in this bytch

 

[Walt]

So we gonna act like Walt and Malta ain't the same person. This has been known since sohh days.

@Malta - back to back, we did it!

 

[Malta]

@Malta - back to back, we did it!

I don't need to mention that I voted for myse.....I mean you.