Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[MicIsGod]

Ummm....



Still ignoring that



That reversible hip

Damn it how did I fall for it again

 

[Flychologist]

You really have to hate lux to say that calico won that battle. No way on earth he outbarred or outperformed lux.

 

[Mook]

Time for your weekly update on what's happening in the rap world.

I'm sorry for breaking up your URL dikk riding.

Big kannon still flipping nikkas names like a gymnist

Ahdi boom is fire, his smack battles are sooooo bad compared to now.

Iron was fire, but he's white and on kotd so no one will care.

Real deal is that dude and his battle with ice was great.

You can go back to pretending you guys actually follow battle rap now instead of just URL now.

 

[lyrical professor]

Time for your weekly update on what's happening in the rap world.

I'm sorry for breaking up your URL dikk riding.

Big kannon still flipping nikkas names like a gymnist

Ahdi boom is fire, his smack battles are sooooo bad compared to now.

Iron was fire, but he's white and on kotd so no one will care.

Real deal is that dude and his battle with ice was great.

You can go back to pretending you guys actually follow battle rap now instead of just URL now.

Beasley Voice:

Regardless of all these facts.....YOU STILL.....CANT COPY.....RESPECT

Good Report tho

 

[ThaGlow]

Since yall talking about Lux vs Calico. Though I didn't actually check the times, he said Lux spit like 7 minutes in round two and 11 minutes round three, lol. Maybe that's counting the crowd reaction? But yeah.... if its like 9 minute content vs 20 minute content...... dude got a point. HOWEVER, if Lux content sucks then thats a long azz suicide round. But like Calico also said, the crowd wanted Lux to win anyway, so they gonna give him 80s-90s' Hulk Hogan level of creative control and leeway.

At the end of the day though, the main thing that everyone remembers from that battle are two lines from Lux. You gon get this work wasn't even a line though, lol.

 

[Diyhai]

Cal still won to me been saying this since day one
no Lux hate it was all hype and I dont even think his 3rd was that good

 

[Momentum]

Does anybody have more forgettable battles than Day? Jesus Christ.. He needs to sit down.

Nah breh, the gimmicks will be back soon. Day knows he's losing "bringing bars" so he needs a good gimmick to make us forget.

Time for your weekly update on what's happening in the rap world.

I'm sorry for breaking up your URL dikk riding.

Big kannon still flipping nikkas names like a gymnist

Ahdi boom is fire, his smack battles are sooooo bad compared to now.

Iron was fire, but he's white and on kotd so no one will care.

Real deal is that dude and his battle with ice was great.

You can go back to pretending you guys actually follow battle rap now instead of just URL now.

 

[ineedsleep212]

 

[Mook]

Jesus ill never get Dot vs BC

 

[ThaGlow]

Jesus ill never get Dot vs BC

LMAO. How the fukk this Danja Zone battle gonna come out before the T-Rex battle? Stop protecting Rex, lol. Lemme guess, they gonna drop Rex vs Danny after SM5. I want to see Rex get ice aged the fukk outta here.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

dudes look like they was barking on each other ...this might be
;

 

[Momentum]

Its time for Jin to come to the only stage that matters.

 

[MicIsGod]

LMAO. How the fukk this Danja Zone battle gonna come out before the T-Rex battle? Stop protecting Rex, lol. Lemme guess, they gonna drop Rex vs Danny after SM5. I want to see Rex get ice aged the fukk outta here.

Realistically you're probably right.

 

[MJ Truth]

It has everything to do with the other. If you were familiar with Lux's bars for Mook pt 2, then you could easily draw the comparison.

The total slaughter crowd WAS NOT fukkIN WITH LUX'S bars that night. All that preachin, multi syllable rhyming wasn't effective at all.

Lux was doin the same thing vs Cal

Lux was MUCH better in the Calicoe battle than the Mook battle, and Mook actually ATTACKED Lux that night (something Cal never did).

And when you add in the fact that the Total Slaughter crowd wasn't even a battle crowd, it was a Joe Budden concert crowd, your point is even more hollow.

I get it though, Lux's style goes over your head and confuses you, and you don't like to think that hard, so it's understandable.

 

[wizworld]

Its time for Jin to come to the only stage that matters.

lol you know why that's not gonna happen? A picture says a thousand words.....