Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[DEAD7]

Them gun sounds ya'll tired of em...
me too,
imagine how it feels on the other side of em,
people pullin up on side of em,
guys dumpin,
im hit,
checkin my body like i was tryna find sumthin


boy the shyt happened broad daylight,
4, 5 sumthin,
i run up on him broad daylight,
and 45 sumthin,
White Castle,
beef over the bread he get a fried onion,
miss?,
I'm comin round the drive thru like i forgot to get my fries from him


semi,
big bullets comin out,
Optimus Prime dumpin
look like big ol rockets takin off,
Olajuwon dunkin

b2k's put holes in the venue,
Omarion comin,
elevator,
this kick back will teach Solange sumthin



so papa,
stop wit all that gogo gaga,
nikka aim at his noodle,
pasta,
turn to lasagna,
rocka,
pull off with the smoothest posture,
pop ya,
do the chacha
la cucaracha






BigT did Suge filthy in that second, I dont know what i was thinking giving that battle to Suge. BigT 2-1(first and second)

 

[EA]

Them gun sounds ya'll tired of em...
me to,
imagine how it feels on the other side of em,
people pullin up on side of em,
guys dumpin,
im hit,
checkin my body like i was tryna find sumthin


boy the shyt happened broad daylight,
4, 5 sumthin,
i run up on him broad daylight,
and 45 sumthin,
White Castle,
beef over the bread he get a fried onion,
miss?,
I'm comin round the drive thru like i forgot to get my fries from him


semi,
big bullets comin out,
Optimus Prime dumpin
look like big ol rockets takin off,
Olajuwon dunkin

b2k's put holes in the venue,
Omarion comin,
elevator,
this kick back will teach Solange sumthin



so papa,
stop wit all that gogo gaga,
nikka aim at his noodle,
pasta,
turn to lasagna,
rocka,
pull off with the smoothest posture,
pop ya,
do the chacha
la cucaracha






BigT did Suge filthy in that second, I dont know what i was thinking giving that battle to Suge. BigT 2-1(first and second)

When T is in his bag, he's an alien

If only he stayed on top of his weight and had cleaner performances.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

I asked the weed man gimme two

He said "yo give that nikka teww"
I said "no T.w.o."

He said "That's what I said, teww"
So I said "say cool"

The nikka said "cewwl"
I said "say true"

The nikka said "trewww"

That Baltimore shyt was is wrong with you dudes

Saying every word with 5 O's or 2 U's

O Red: U battled Ars and tried to get some cool points and said"Shout out my nikka Wink Loc"
That's ya fukkin nikka?
T Rex: That's my man
O Red: That's ya man? Ayo Winc Loc front and centre!!!
Ey Winc, I got 3 questions for you my nikka
Real shyt, Is this ya f'n man?
Do you respect this man?
On ya HOOD, have you eva even MET this man?
Winc: Naah
T Rex:
O Red: No more questions
T Rex:

O Red has classic moments

 

[JuvenileHell]

The two GOATs The Nas and Jay of this shyt

 

[TheObserver]

Somebody need to set up a BaTTle Truth vs AngryFan Boxing Match.
Let the Under-card be
Rome DMV vs The ISmokeHipHop dude..


I'd pay to see that shyt LOL

 

[Ardamus]

I asked the weed man gimme two

He said "yo give that nikka teww"
I said "no T.w.o."

He said "That's what I said, teww"
So I said "say cool"

The nikka said "cewwl"
I said "say true"

The nikka said "trewww"

That Baltimore shyt what is wrong with you dudes

Saying every word with 5 O's or 2 U's

yo, thats how my Bmore homies talk too

son, CAPS came back with another rebuttal.....wow......

 

[FreshAIG]

O Red: U battled Ars and tried to get some cool points and said"Shout out my nikka Wink Loc"
That's ya fukkin nikka?
T Rex: That's my man
O Red: That's ya man? Ayo Winc Loc front and centre!!!
Ey Winc, I got 3 questions for you my nikka
Real shyt, Is this ya f'n man?
Do you respect this man?
On ya HOOD, have you eva even MET this man?
Winc: Naah
T Rex:
O Red: No more questions
T Rex:

O Red has classic moments

Winkloc the big homie from around my old block (Church and East 21st, UGC) surprised he even showed up to a rap battle. Lol. We joked about Rex acting like he knew him

Even though Rex is really from Flatbush not Harlem

 

[27FarOutRazor]

Winkloc the big homie from around my old block (Church and East 21st, UGC) surprised he even showed up to a rap battle. Lol. We joked about Rex acting like he knew him

Even though Rex is really from Flatbush not Harlem

Not to really get off battle rap but isn't wick loc big homie blood now?

 

[Zero]

Who in here think he hot?! See, you remind em of O'Neal
They prolly think you Shaquille/should kill but you aint got no shot

 

[FreshAIG]

Not to really get off battle rap but isn't wick loc big homie blood now?

That wasn't his big homie but yeah dude you talking about did switch sets in prison on some corny shyt

 

[27FarOutRazor]

That wasn't his big homie but yeah dude you talking about did switch sets in prison on some corny shyt

Oh alright fasho

 

[FreshAIG]

Oh alright fasho

No doubt. Tip Top hurt Crips standing in BK with that shyt. I remember he used to be a dollar van driver and would recruit nikkas. I laughed when he booked Dip Set for a show and they ain't perform and finessed him out his money. That's what he gets.

 

[FreshAIG]

Is anyone going to Summer Madness?

 

[FreshAIG]

Lux Rap Grid interview >>>>>>>

 

[JuvenileHell]

Lux Rap Grid interview >>>>>>>

Am watching it right now. The stories are great