Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[T-K-G]

"Luh dem gun sounds, luh dem, luh dem, gun sounds....but yall tired of em

Imagine how it feel bein on the other side of em" - Big T vs Suge

 

[Momentum]

Hurry up and drop this

Grown ass men jumping like they're going for rebounds over NJT. I will never understand the infatuation people have with him. He's talented but IMO he's just what would have happened to Prez Mafia if Angryfan didn't run a two year smear campaign on him.

 

[Big Jo]

Like I said when the card was announced, we've seen this movie before Udubb with Hollow vs Lux...KOTD with Diz vs Oxxy, Total Slaughter...Gladiator schoool, ETHER, all these super cards/events that were supposed to end Smack and yet SMACK is still here and the others went right back to square 1.

Shout out to Teddy Grizzle

 

[T-K-G]

Twork is really good at flippin battler's slogans without being as cringy as The Other Da Don

Spray the machete with something to clean the dna

You have a 5 second rule now eat dirt

I don't know exactly what that's called, but whatever it is Twork is good at it and it's one of his special moves

Technically it's a rebuttal but we kinda strictly use that term for freestyled flips

And i agree if TODD put in the same amount of effort people wouldnt dislike him as much

 

[Ardamus]

I tried to give White Mike the second, but B Dot won that on replay

THAT CRIP AND THAT PIRU shyt

It definitely hit. I either give it to Mike or have it debatable so far...
I knew B Dot was going for the angle of his background and my thing is...I just didn't want him to repeat what he did against Stricc really. But once he landed that suicide angle and pulled it altogether, I was like ok...he brought it full circle and gave it a different twist. I'm surprised he didn't thrown in some Kate Spade or Anthony Bourdain references onsidering it was current news.

 

[Finn Baller]

Shout out to Teddy Grizzle

imagine blowing your whole inheritance on hearing Mistah Fab rap what felt like an eternity of trash bars

 

[dennis roadman]

Grown ass men jumping like they're going for rebounds over NJT. I will never understand the infatuation people have with him. He's talented but IMO he's just what would have happened to Prez Mafia if Angryfan didn't run a two year smear campaign on him.

That’s Chicken Bob jumping like that

He’s like the Gwitty of the DMV battle scene, mediocre rapper but funny as shyt as the incidental hypeman

 

[T-K-G]

We gonna talk about how Twork was dunkin all over Suge? i missed the live thread but if more nikkas are confident enough to violate Suge's space like that imma need him(Suge) on every big card, him and Tay Roc be takin that energy and makin classics wit that old smack feel

 

[Ardamus]

I like RBE but CAPS right. Nitty got some plates from URL after all that hard work. Then again, if you pay attention close enough, Nitty was heavy on KOTD and made that switch without any to SMACK URL.

 

[JuvenileHell]

imagine blowing your whole inheritance on hearing Mistah Fab rap what felt like an eternity of trash bars

Mistah Fab was talking crazy when he was having his event remember? He was gonna teach battlers how to monentize their content and he swore he was gonna change the game Then the event turned out to be trash

 

[JuvenileHell]

I like RBE but CAPS right. Nitty got some plates from URL after all that hard work. Then again, if you pay attention close enough, Nitty was heavy on KOTD and made that switch without any to SMACK URL.

Listen for the first few seconds and I already know this blog is a reach. Nothing to see here

 

[Ardamus]

Listen for the first few seconds and I already know this blog is a reach. Nothing to see here

Well, you gotta go back to that ARP blog to see what CAPS is sayin'.
Its not a reach if that info came out from a source. It would be a reach if CAPS stated it beforehand and he was not a party involved.

 

[Momentum]

Mistah Fab was talking crazy when he was having his event remember? He was gonna teach battlers how to monentize their content and he swore he was gonna change the game Then the event turned out to be trash

• Mistah Fab Card
• The WWF league that did the QOTR event Debo didnt allow any girls to battle in
• Dont Flop
• The Halloween Event Diz/Lush threw I thought was going to do 100m views
• Ether
• Teddy Grizzle
• Gladiator School
• Total Slaughter
• Battle America/ Seneca Cason league
• Ball Game Battle League
• SpitDatHeat
• Black Ice/Gorilla Warfare Combined League
• The Bunker

So many L's in the battle league graveyard. I wouldn't compete with Smack.

 

[Big Jo]

• Mistah Fab Card
• The WWF league that did the QOTR event Debo didnt allow any girls to battle in
• Dont Flop
• The Halloween Event Diz/Lush threw I thought was going to do 100m views
• Ether
• Teddy Grizzle
• Gladiator School
• Total Slaughter
• Battle America/ Seneca Cason league
• Ball Game Battle League
• SpitDatHeat
• Black Ice/Gorilla Warfare Combined League
• The Bunker

So many L's in the battle league graveyard. I wouldn't compete with Smack.

Great list. There was also that supposed super card at MSG that never happened. And Smack has said he had tv deals with VH1 and HBO at different times and neither ever came to fruition.

 

[T-K-G]

Great list. There was also that supposed super card at MSG that never happened. And Smack has said he had tv deals with VH1 and HBO at different times and neither ever came to fruition.

No network is gonna touch battlerap now with this sensitive ass social media situation, that shyt is dead