"The Suh rises in the east" Official Miami Dolphins Season Thread

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Good luck to y'all boys next week. Texans have never lost to the Dolphins we plan on keeping it that way :blessed:
 

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Good luck to y'all boys next week. Texans have never lost to the Dolphins we plan on keeping it that way :blessed:

Serious question -- why is the Texan's record so bad? By the numbers, they have one of the best offenses in the league in terms of yards per game.
 

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Serious question -- why is the Texan's record so bad? By the numbers, they have one of the best offenses in the league in terms of yards per game.

Defense has been subpar so far this season. Last year they led the league in turnovers forced. Not getting turnovers/sacks or getting off the field on 3rd down. Also commit a lot of stupid penalties.

Offensively the QB rotation has fukked up any chance of consistency. Hoyer should of been given a longer leash he's way more accurate than mallet. Arian Foster is finally 100% healthy but his absence was felt the first month of the season. Deandre Hopkins is putting up all pro numbers at WR but outside of Arian he's our only offensive weapon. Our TEs are non existent and the offensive line has been banged up.
 

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I really don't want these good feelings to end on Thursday. If we beat the Patriots, I'm legit texting the Guyanese chick I met at a bar last Friday and telling her I want to smash.
 

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I really don't want these good feelings to end on Thursday. If we beat the Patriots, I'm legit texting the Guyanese chick I met at a bar last Friday and telling her I want to smash.
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fukk it bruh, life is short, hit her up regardless.
 

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I'll hit her up eventually. Hell, I'd have hit her up the next day. But there's something to be said for not looking desperate.
Invite her out to go watch the game at a sports bar on Thursday.

If she ain't down with that, she ain't worth talking to anyway :russ:
 

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Funny what bad coaching will do to a team. Tanny ballin out now. :jbhmm:
 

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Invite her out to go watch the game at a sports bar on Thursday.

If she ain't down with that, she ain't worth talking to anyway :russ:

Maybe. I think she's mostly a baseball fan though. And of course, she roots for New York teams. :scusthov:
 

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I'm not going to get excited. The true test is the Patriots and few other elite teams that the Dolphins are going to face. If we him beat them, then I could smile and say we may have a chance to make it to the playoffs.

Yeah, odds are we won't beat the Pats. We beat the Titans because Mariota was running for his life all game. We beat the Texans because we punished their terrible tackling. Only way we'll beat the Pats is if Lamar Miller takes over the game and our defense can contain their passing attack long enough to give us a chance.

On the bright side, their D isn't what it was last season. They're giving up decent yardage and points. It's just that nobody has been able to outduel Brady yet.
 
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