The "Virgin" Mary Brehs

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I need yall Christian brehs to chime in on this

So many unanswered questions

Like how dafukk is that even supposed to work?

I'm told God didn't have sex with her. So did he just magically poof some nut into her body?

Aint that rape?

She had the egg so it had to have been some sperm. Otherwise, where'd Jesus get his other half of his DNA from?

Most of all, who signed that birth certificate?

 

[jdubnyce]

@Jesus H. Christ they slandering your conception breh

 

[Rasille]

She was a married virgin

 

[louisvandross]

@Jesus H. Christ they slandering your conception breh

on God

 

[Silkk]

Imagine a woman trying to get that off in 2024

 

[Uitomy]

Gotta think more cosmic. The woman’s womb is ultimately a portal to life, which comes from him, apply as above so below. So realistically he probably didn’t inseminate her and rather activated her reproductive process with the Holy Spirit and the life was created within her akin to how it happened on earth in genesis

 

[General Mills]

@Jesus H. Christ was a side baby

 

[Fillerguy]

Its not that deep.

Zeus fukked Hercules mom when he was a goose. These stories come from the same part of the world. Its god magic.

 

[Paper Boi]

it means your girl always gonna cheat with a real hustler like god over your 9-5 carpenter ass

 

[Positive Poster]

Were the first humans adult or babies? If babies, who looked after them? Chicken / egg

Gradual evolution from a cell to a fish (pause) a walking fish (pause) to homo erectus (pause) etc gradually parented???

Need answers

 

[RoCKetSity256]

Were the first humans adult or babies? If babies, who looked after them?

 

[jdubnyce]

Were the first humans adult or babies? If babies, who looked after them? Chicken / egg

Gradual evolution from a cell to a fish (pause) a walking fish (pause) to homo erectus (pause) etc gradually parented???

Need answers

They had nannies breh

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

it means your girl always gonna cheat with a real hustler like god over your 9-5 carpenter ass

What you mean? If she said they ain't fukk, they ain't fukk

Believe all women brehs


But when she says, "Oh, God" on the slide in, it hit different

 

[Positive Poster]

Adamu was created with no other male or female physical involvement.

ב

Eva was created with only another male physical involvement

@Jesus H. Christ had to complete the cypher by being created with only a female physical involvement (Harlem certified)

Our Creator’s power is beyond our comprehension and these stories are only symbolic

 

[duckbutta]

Its not that deep.

Zeus fukked Hercules mom when he was a goose. These stories come from the same part of the world. Its god magic.