They get periods once a month
You got us there. I've been hospitalized for cramps. It sucks. Three days of torture and unbelievable horniness.
They have to give birth
Most women WANT to give birth. You're a guy so you don't have the nurturing hormones (in the quantities women do) that drive you to want to birth and love a child but MOST women do. It's called estrogen. After the pain is gone most women are happy they experienced it.
They take dikk & have to get fukked and humiliated by men
Have to get fukked? Are you a virgin? Hopefully you're not one of those men that think women don't like sex. If so you either are a virgin or women have to sleep with you as a chore. Women love sex and crave it all the time but only with men that they find sexually stimulating. Taking dikk is one of the majority of women's few pleasures in life. Take away good dikk..take away our will to live. Again..are you a virgin?
They're unfunny & have no real personalities of their own
Your opinion doesn't make it fact. I don't find a lot of men's humor funny because it's down right abusive. Women are a different funny..but I guess cuz I'm a woman I see it. I think the shade throwing, side eyeing is hilarious. It appeals to me greatly because I am a woman. I wouldn't want a man that thought that was funny..he could be my gay best friend on LSA though.
They have to deal with
OTHER women
I love my sistas. This would be valid if you said White women. But I keep my distance so it's not a personal problem.
They have to manoeuvre in a world full of no good men who will lie to em and sell em dreams just so they can smash & then will leave them flat on their ass
You got us again. This is legit. We do have to worry about men raping us, harassing us. Just last night I was at the park with a gay friend of mine swinging. He was in the jungle gym structure. Some dude thought he saw a girl swinging all alone and literally tried to swoop in and invade my space all in 5 seconds. My friend popped his head up..that idiot saw another man (gay or not.. My friend is 5'11..not scrawny) and apologized to HIM but not me and slowly backed up. As lil girls we're told that a lot of men want to hurt us. My momma said a lot of y'all are sick in the head but I got a man I'm in love with a trust, and my daddy so I'm good. Still think a lot of y'all are soft brained tho. But in actuality most men aren't bad guys. It's just the low hanging fruit of the bunch are more vocal about their ain't shytness. A lot of good guys.
They have to deal with nikkas thirsting over unimaginably hot IG thots & celebs which makes em insecure
I'm cute as hell. Always have been. This is a problem for other chicks though. Although it's mostly digital cuz ya man might like and crush on Rih but you the one hitting and getting ya ass ate that night so ehh. Plus it's literally a no-brainer for you to go out and screw Trey Songz..he will NEVER do Beyoncé. A lot of dudes have high standards tho but if you fukkin and getting your needs met who cares he lusts after chicks that don't want your broke man?
They're constantly paranoid & insecure that their nikka is cheating on em :saddrake:
And dudes aren't?
'You share that girl'
'If she sneezes she's cheating'
'I wouldn't allow my girl to leave out the house like that'
'I know you'd leave that good dude to ride Trey Songz face'
They have to cover their faces in chemicals & powders because they hate themselves
This is trolling. Girls like make up like nikkas like video games. That's like us saying you have to play video games cuz no one wants to be your friend. Make up is fun as shyt but who would expect a straight man to understand? What straight man would want to understand?
They get paid less than men for doing the same job & are taken less seriously in general
I get paid as much as my male coworkers-pennies. And not being taken seriously is something you as a BLACK man have to deal with too while you over there ki kiing.
being a man is so good fr, I didn't realise how ungrateful I was until I sat down & thought about it
Then I guess it's a good thing you were born a man? Most people are not mentally transgendered. They believe they were born as the right sex. I have a very female guided mind. Some of the things men find fun and exciting I'd fall over in my chair about and vice versa. If you're not a woman I wouldn't expect you to see the joy in this gift of the vagina.
Take the periods tho fa' real 
it's not a one way street.
being a man is goat
