DazednTranslation
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So I get a call from my Ex -
(Im still cool with most of my exs cuz I cool like that)
So Im like, "Wassup nikka how you be? What brings you on my side of the line?" And he hits me with the "Oh, you know youll always be my other half.."
... Now before I go any further, let me give some insight on this nikka. This guy here is about 5-6 yrs older than I am, street nikka/ gangbanger type, and Ive hardly spoken/ seen this man in 6 yrs.
Again I ask what brings him on my line and this scholarly poetic mothafukka answers, "A psychic told me that YOU and I were going to be together in 2018"..
I cant even choose a response right now...
(Im still cool with most of my exs cuz I cool like that)
So Im like, "Wassup nikka how you be? What brings you on my side of the line?" And he hits me with the "Oh, you know youll always be my other half.."
... Now before I go any further, let me give some insight on this nikka. This guy here is about 5-6 yrs older than I am, street nikka/ gangbanger type, and Ive hardly spoken/ seen this man in 6 yrs.
Again I ask what brings him on my line and this scholarly poetic mothafukka answers, "A psychic told me that YOU and I were going to be together in 2018"..
I cant even choose a response right now...