Times you could of gotten easy p*ssy but have a girlfriend in the vicinity unappreciation

CarbonBraddock

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i ordered some acid extract from amazon and got it delivered in two days with prime. woke up in the trunk of my girlfriend's car, who lived three miles away, and she was outta town at the time. should've posted this for halloween, but the title made me think of it.
 

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Went to different stores than my chick. In the store a chick who works there comes up to me, makes small talk, and was telling me she was a model outside of work and before I could even say anything my chick comes right in and just sits there.

Other chick wasn't saying nothing and was just standing there, then I told her thank you and dipped.

You don't know how annoyed I was.
 

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I’m at this store opening in Puerto Rico & this Bad IG “Influencer” comes up to me, showing me all sorts of choosing signals. “I think we stay at the same hotel” all that. Then for some reason, my girlfriend’s boss says “let’s all go to dinner” so then she finds out through my girl who works at the company that I’m her boyfriend. I was fukking livid.

:mjcry:
 

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I’m at this store opening in Puerto Rico & this Bad IG “Influencer” comes up to me, showing me all sorts of choosing signals. “I think we stay at the same hotel” all that. Then for some reason, my girlfriend’s boss says “let’s all go to dinner” so then she finds out through my girl who works at the company that I’m her boyfriend. I was fukking livid.

:mjcry:


Boss cock blocked on some:ufdup:


:mjlol:
 

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On a cruise and I see this bad bytch at one of the islands we stopped at..on the boat in the club, my lady turns it in for the night..we meet at the bar and chop it up..I told her I was going to the casino to play blackjack..she says she wants to learn and comes with me..we have a good time..the next day I see her at the pool and she says her roommate/girl has met someone and will be gone for the night..we getting together tonight?
My girl stayed attached for the entire night..first time in awhile I didn't want to fukk my lady..
 

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I remember 2017 me and my girl at the time was working at walgreens.
It was my bday and I was hiding behind photo eating subway and my girl was on the floor working.
I got a girl from my recent ex telling me happy bday and asked "wyd". I knew that was a "wanna fukk WYD" but I told her I was at work and I had a girl at the time.

Idk if that counts tho
:yeshrug:
 

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i ordered some acid extract from amazon and got it delivered in two days with prime. woke up in the trunk of my girlfriend's car, who lived three miles away, and she was outta town at the time. should've posted this for halloween, but the title made me think of it.

how the hell you get acid extract on Amazon?
:what:
 
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