As y'all might know I've been suffering from diarrhea this week....I lit my aunt toilet up and that one sucked because I had to clean it.
I always told myself that I would never do this. I have a strict no toilet but my own policy. I like to shyt in complete privacy...I actually get furious when somebody walk right in after also....I take it as you trying to disrespect me, I digress
Right now I'm this fly ass high class office building...and found the PERFECT public toilet...clean, unused, hardly anybody is up here...it had music, auto flush, auto sink, and full body mirrors......I felt Trump in that mothafukka
So I proceed to strip...I only take shyts naked...so when I wipe I don't get shyt particles on my clothes...
My stomach is rumbling like it has all week and i can feel the pain and discomfort. The shyt keeps trying to leave my ass but I force my muscles to stop it but i couldn't resist anymore. so I lock the door and some cac's have their unleashed dogs walking around blocking the hall...so I had to walk passed them with my back against the wall like spider man n shyt.
So I got the bathroom and striped butt naked. First took a piss (u gotta always piss first) then I had a liquid shyt, now the technique to controlling a liquid shyt is concentration. U gotta ease it out slowly..so it doesn't splash back on u
After that I wiped good. I'm paranoid about wiping because no matter how many times u wipe the shyt is never totally gone. So I dry wipe first and then wet some tissue and wet wipe after. I like to shyt before I shower so i can ash my ass after wiping...
i get paranoid that I smell like shyt if I don't shower after...that's why I hate using public restrooms..and germs of course...now I feel like I have to wash my clothes...I feel dirty sitting after a shyt without showering..even tho I wiped good
anyway the janitor was next door...i feel bad dude gotta clean my shyt up...i mean im not a dirt bag i wiped the toilet up well......thats why u gotta learn a skill and grind...
But I wish I had a home bathroom like that....best bathroom I ever entered
I always told myself that I would never do this. I have a strict no toilet but my own policy. I like to shyt in complete privacy...I actually get furious when somebody walk right in after also....I take it as you trying to disrespect me, I digress
Right now I'm this fly ass high class office building...and found the PERFECT public toilet...clean, unused, hardly anybody is up here...it had music, auto flush, auto sink, and full body mirrors......I felt Trump in that mothafukka
So I proceed to strip...I only take shyts naked...so when I wipe I don't get shyt particles on my clothes...
My stomach is rumbling like it has all week and i can feel the pain and discomfort. The shyt keeps trying to leave my ass but I force my muscles to stop it but i couldn't resist anymore. so I lock the door and some cac's have their unleashed dogs walking around blocking the hall...so I had to walk passed them with my back against the wall like spider man n shyt.
So I got the bathroom and striped butt naked. First took a piss (u gotta always piss first) then I had a liquid shyt, now the technique to controlling a liquid shyt is concentration. U gotta ease it out slowly..so it doesn't splash back on u
After that I wiped good. I'm paranoid about wiping because no matter how many times u wipe the shyt is never totally gone. So I dry wipe first and then wet some tissue and wet wipe after. I like to shyt before I shower so i can ash my ass after wiping...
i get paranoid that I smell like shyt if I don't shower after...that's why I hate using public restrooms..and germs of course...now I feel like I have to wash my clothes...I feel dirty sitting after a shyt without showering..even tho I wiped good
anyway the janitor was next door...i feel bad dude gotta clean my shyt up...i mean im not a dirt bag i wiped the toilet up well......thats why u gotta learn a skill and grind...
But I wish I had a home bathroom like that....best bathroom I ever entered
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...it wont go away
