Turtlebreh saves his hole species from extinction by nutting in every female in existence

[FLATOP]

Diego the sexy tortoise saved his species from extinction. Now he's back for more - CNN

A womanizing tortoise whose rampant sex life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his playboy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accomplished.
Diego's unstoppable libido was credited as a major reason for the survival of his fellow giant tortoises on Espanola, part of the Galapagos Islands, after being shipped over from the San Diego Zoo as part of a breeding program.
When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.
But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.

Looking like the turtle version of

 

[Rhapture]

Someone should put a ninja turtle mask on

 

[Mandarin Duck]

80/20 rule in full effect

 

[KnickstapeCity]

 

[Brolic]

Be fruitful and multiply

 

[The Fade]

“Now he’s back for more”

shyt sound scandalous

 

[goatmane]

I'm trying to do this for Japan

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

some brehs were just born to let their nuts hang

 

[The Special Man]

He returning to the wild like

Where them turtle bytches at

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Photo looks like the turtle version of

 

[Wiles]

 

[Sterling Archer]

 

[ThaEruditious]

Looking like the turtle version of

Deadass

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

100 years old

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

You know when he was nuttin, he was yelling