Unemployed? No Criminal Record? Here You Go Brehs

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

I could "direct" porn but never do it.

I'd look awkward ass fukk.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Nah man jbo brehs gonna judge your strokegame

 

[Another Man]

I'd prolly be for it if the porn industry wasn't run by the Yakuza

 

[The_Truth]

Be the next victim in a Hostel movie brehs

That's what it sounds like to me.

 

[calixprynce]

30?!!?!

Old ass half way dead dikk ass nikkas got the youngins fukked up

Old ass nikkas gotta wait 30 mins fo round 2 and shyt

You old nikkas go ahead and do that so us youngins wont have to go thru that

 

[Sassy]

Too bad I'm a female and 20. I'd take that offer in a heartbeat tbh.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

That other comment some dude made about a lack of male porn actors in Japan gave me an idea and look what the fukk I found:

american straight male porn performer needed immediately
Black actor

You are in luck....

nikkaS SAID THEY WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH A WORK VISA (do you know how difficult it is to get that shyt in asia)

Unfortunately I can't take advantage of this unique offer (trying to get that legal corporate work in asia in the near future, can't have the hiring manager be asking for my autograph and shyt) but good luck



$400-700 per scene. Damn have sex with one girl and make rent brehs. You could probably even live in a hotel pod and pay $20 a night if you wanted.

This shyt seems too good to be true but you know no nikkas is looking on Tokyo Craigslist.

Any Broke Cali nikkas wanna check this out, curious to see if it's legit...If so....

submitting resume in 5....4....3.........

 

[Hejdå]

Sounds fake as fuk. The place they provide you shelter in for free is probably a basement apartment where someone will be waiting for you on the couch with a tentacle puppet on his hand.

 

[Tug life]

I was just watching this series on national geographic channel i think. And they had a show on how mexican immigrants are tricked into thinking they will be set up in a nice hotel when they got across the border only to find out its a filthy basement and they've been kidnapped for ransom money.

Thats what this sound like

 

[flea]

Not 30 yet

 

[WickedSkengman]

why do you need a clean record to fukk some dumb whores? another job i can never do.

 

[beezy]

Which one of you coli nikkas is gonna get fired for trying to keep their socks on while filming?

 

[satireprod]

Too bad I'm a female and 20. I'd take that offer in a heartbeat tbh.

Lol just playing

 

[Sassy]

Lol just playing

I might be.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

How do I get a fake ID to become 30

- blackierobinson