THIS JUST IN VIA TWITTER:
@wickedsm is being investigated by the CBI (Coli Bureau Of Investigations) for possibly not even being born in Higher Learning. A lot of people are saying she was born in The Bushes and smuggled here through the Film Room. She has not release her Join Date Certificate.
Twitter Poster @TWISM said: WickedSM is a Muslim Atheist Kenyan Bushian liberal extremist that is actually anti-Higher Learning
Live on the scene is special investigative journalist
@4d 6f 6e 65 79. He has confirmed that
@DEAD7 requested a FISA warrant to tap
@wickedsm's account during the sacred election, before he was ousted as Head Mod. Apparently, he was trying to find the Join Date Certificate.
#BadOrSickLibertarian ?
Could the media favorite
@wickedsm really be a secret Film Room plant? Are posters voting for her despite the lack of a verified join date? There is deep economic anxiety on these Higher Learning skreets. She may just win on the votes of the forgotten posters. Stay tuned for more updates.
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MC Brew,
Contributing Editor for The Coli News