Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,
I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.
Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...
It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.
Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.
I turned to the Barber like
He staring back at me like
the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like
We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?
Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.
but I could barely hand the dude his money.
Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead
Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like
Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.
But it's not fair brehs
I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;
I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.
Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.
StilI, I always encouraged him.
I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.
How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.
What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?
This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?
All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds
Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?
I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.
Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...
It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.
Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.
I turned to the Barber like
He staring back at me like
the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like
We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?
Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.but I could barely hand the dude his money.
Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead
Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like
Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.
But it's not fair brehs
I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;
I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.
Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.
StilI, I always encouraged him.
I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.
How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.
What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?
This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?
All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds
Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?
learn to cut your own hair. 
