What Do You say when U Having Sex (dirty talk)

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Whats some stuff that u say ?

me personally

when im laying on her back slow stroking i love holding they hand kissing they cheek or eye and saying "squeeze it out baby" learned that from a kapri styles vid


and when im hitting it from the back i be like take this fat dikk bytch (while im pulling there hair or arms)
makes em go crazy

love hearing them say yea and moan at the same time

what about ya
 

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I don't talk during sex. Its corny to me.

But when i wanna convince a female to fukk i'll explain to her what i would do. Half the battle is getting them mentally prepared. So if you can really talk about how you're gonna hit it in detail that alone will open her up.
 

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I wait till I make it thru two positions or so without bussin or make her cum before I start talkin my shyt.:win: All the sex after that is just a victory lap

Make her p*ssy fart on purpose then the humble brag. :banderas:

If they try to play me with a :rudy: "shut up" hit her with a :demonic: deep thrust.

I just be havin fun with it
 
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This reminds me of when me and my homeboy went to go pick up a friend from his house, him and his girl were arguing and they argued all the way upstairs. Me and my partner sat on the couch and started playin 2k waiting for them to finish and after a minute we heard some tustling, then it got quiet, then we heard the boards banging and them yelling:

Him:"You gon' give me that account number, you gon give me them numbers Kim?":takedat:

Her: Ima give you the number, ima give you the number, ima give you all the numbers":noah:

nikka came down 10 minutes later like :jawalrus:

Me and my boy were dying.:russ:
 

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Don't say shyt. My sex is all about focus. Only thing I wanna hear are deep breaths and that kitty speakin that gooshy languange.

A boxspring going ham ain't too bad, either.
sounds like something my guy would say. :patrice:
You aren't light skint are you?

j/k
But seriously I once asked him why he doesn't say anything, and he said because he has to concentrate. It just dawned on me earlier today, that I should say something to him when we're having sex.

:shaq: like dat huh, yea drink it all dnt leave a single drop. You like that taste dnt you, 25% less sugar girl mhhhm oh yeeeeeeeaaah
:russ:
 
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