What is the appropriate response to white girls dancing

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They dance like babies with minimal motor skills
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Baby dances better than majority of white people I've seen:ehh:
 

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I'm black and have two left feet. I just cant dance. Zero coordination.

I even have trouble following steps/moves in zumba (dance workouts).

So i have no reaction to anyone of any race dancing. Chances are high they are a better dancer than me.:francis:
 

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I remember going to an club in Stockholm and within five minutes of getting in there possibly the baddest, stunning pawg I've ever seen comes and grabs the gawd by the hand and says let's go dance

Now I'm not usually a dancing nikka to begin with but I'm thinking damn today is my lucky day :whew:

Friends looking at me like :dwillhuh::ohhh::salute:


We get on the disco floor and bruhs this chick starts doing some vogue shyt right up in my face and some next shyt I can't even describe without warning

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Me: "oh my damn :picard:"

"Erm I'm just going to get a drink, you can find me by the bar" :gucci:

Bearing in mind the dances floor was empty and everyone was watching, she clearly felt a way (face dropped) and sadly I didn't get to pump this cave dime

I learnt an valuable lesson that day. Be very very drunk when going pawg hunting as you may need to c00n it up on the dancefloor
 

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I can't really dance:mjlol::mjlol:
I have no shame to admit:francis:
That's why I'm at a bachata class:yeshrug:
 

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I'm black and have two left feet. I just cant dance. Zero coordination.

I even have trouble following steps/moves in zumba (dance workouts).

So i have no reaction to anyone of any race dancing. Chances are high they are a better dancer than me.:francis:
Negged. Swagless blacks. :scust:

You probably only hung out with the white kids growing up. :mjpls:
 

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I always wondered about that. I love to dance and I'm good at it so how do the c00ns and bedwenches deal if youre a Black person that really enjoys dancing but you're with a sawgless cac?:jbhmm:
 

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I can't dance for shyt....except the eletric slide and that is only to one song....Candy by Cameo...

but when they dance it's so fukking strange...and painful.

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Watching white girls dance is actually a sobering experience. I was in Cancun with alcohol running through my veins and I would lose my buzz instantly every time I saw white girls dance.

It's actually pitiful :scust:
 
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