NY Knicks
- 2 NBA titles ever
- 8 conference titles since 1946
- major troughs of mediocrity and failure between those conference titles
- Holds on to this imaginary basketball 'mecca' title
Atlanta Hawks
- 0 nba titles
- 0 conference titles
- 0 conference championship appearances
- greatest player was traded for the ghost of danny manning
- gives itself imaginary nicknames on a regular basis
- I could continue but you've seen the thread
The Entire SEC outside of Alabama, Auburn, LSU, TN, Georgia, and FL
- The rest of the conference has a combined 5 national titles
- the rest of the conference has a combined 9 conference titles
- This is since 1933 ^
Philadelphia Eagles
- Zero superbowl wins
- 2 NFC titles
- Didn't win the NFC EAST ONCE during the entire 90s
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hicago White Sox
- 6 pennants and 3 WS since 1901
- 5 division titles...ever...hasn't won the central in 6 years
- greatest player ever frank thomas never won nothin
Oregon Ducks Football
- Zero national titles [that shiny new cupboard lookin REAL bare]
- Zero heisman winners
- Losing bowl record
- Didn't win the PAC 8/10/12 for a 40 year period after 1957
- 6 all americans...ever
Toronto Maple Leafs
- you haven't won a cup since 67
- You've never won a conference title because you haven't been good since the conferences existed
- I don't think I need to continue
Canada in the Summer Olympics
- you have been ABYSMAL at the olympics in the past 30 years [and i'm only choosing that era because its worse as I go further back]
- For point of reference in Beijing they had 332 athletes. They won 19 medals. France had 343 and won 41. For a country of your size how can you field less and win signifigantly less than the french? The FRENCH?
The historic Big East basketball
- Georgetown - 1 national title
- Syracuse - 1 national title [and they dipped]
- Villanova - 1 national title
- St. Johns - zero national titles
- UCONN - you get my respect, but you too dipped
- a lot of talk and little delivery, notorious early tournament exits, and you let the AAC and ACC run a train on your history
The San Diego Chargers
- never won a superbowl
- went to the superbowl once and got MOLLYWHOPPED in a game so bad it almost ruined the superbowl as an event
- Reguarly owned by the rest of the AFC west