What was some weird/f'd up/awkward sh*t u guys witnessed as a child?

[num123]

I was 8 and staying over at my cousin's house and seeing My uncle beat the shyt out of my aunt. Scared the shyt out of me, but even scared me more when my mom found and came over there with her gun and the only reason my uncle lived that day was because my other uncles had to wrestle the gun from her. Before that i never seen anything like that before so i was fukked up for some weeks.

 

[Klyk21]

When I was like 9 or 10 in kindergarten, I got cool with this one girl and I remember one conversation we had which was about her parents.

She kept calling her parents "kissing cousins"

Turns out, her parents were first cousins that have been secretly dating(fukking) for YEARS.

Something else I remember from my childhood, My cousins and I were getting babysat by my mom's BFF's Husband when I was like 10 or 11. The husband was in the front room while me and my cousins were upstairs snooping around and shyt

We end up finding the husband's porno stash and

He had a bunch of mom fukk son, shemale, tranny, male on male gay magazines

I'm still scarred from that shyt


How bout it Coli?

 

[A.V.]

Age 9

Walked into Popeyes in Brownsville, Brooklyn (circa 1996) wit my pops, orderin dinner...right around sundown, was a decent day around the way...nothin out the ordinary, but back then nikkas was gettin popped left n right, it was a Sunday tho n it wasnt mega live...I hadn't quite come off the stoop just yet but I was beginning to

Me & Pop duke inside, sittin down eatin when a car pull up blastin some shyt I never heard before...couldn't really make it out through the walls & windows but it was knockin hard as shyt...so im bobbin my head to myself and a nikka walk right past us, to the bathroom & I see the bulge in his pants (pause) from the side n im thinkin like 'ok this nikka strapped." When u live in a volatile area, u tend to make little mental notes of who be packin and who not so I looked at him real quick n this nikka gave me a straight goon face like I was a grown ass man. Didn't make nothin of it, just chalked him up as another street nikka totin.


Bout two or three mins later, son comes runnin out the bathroom, up to the counter n jus start dumpin on a nikka behind the counter. This popeyes was so small, from where we was sitting it wasnt really nowhere to run to or duck besides the table without passing the counter area...and goin to the bathroom wouldn't have been smart cuz we'd b cornering ourselves...the shyt happened so fast that in between trying to process wether to duck off or run out, I didn't even notice son hopped the counter n started fukkin wit the registers...pops n I just broke. but dude looked DEAD at us as we was leavin. for a brief moment I thought "fukk it we bout to die...damn"...but he didn't shoot...


We make it outside, and before we can turn the corner, we seen son's getaway driver in his car parked up the block. My pops got me by the hand and we gettin ghost, but just before we bent the corner, I distinctly remember turning back & lookin at the driver, and the nikka had this cruel ass smile on his face, while his system was blasting 2Pac's "Hail Mary"...on the chorus. fukking song almost scarred me for life.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Had a 79 monte carlo when I was 15..

One of the neighborhood OG's asked me to give him a ride to the Northside...

Longstory short, I saw him beat a cat and duck tape him to a chair....

He put a hot butterknife on the tip of his dikk to make him tell him where the dope was...



True story

 

[R.O. Double]

I understand to a certain extent. I haven't been through the kind of shyt you been through, but my life was rough growing up too, and it feels like I lived out my childhood and adolescence through my twenties...it's only now in my late 20's that I'm starting to figure shyt out and settle down...and I feel you on the being a big kid and being interested in kid stuff. How you feel these days though?

Yeah so you feel me tho? See becuz I'm kinda reliving my childhood (still handling grown man business tho). I got time to enjoy life. For the first time in a long time, i could honestly say im happy.

Quit the gangbanging, hardly drink, stopped smoking weed, got out of the environment i grew up in and cut alot of people out my life. Even moved outta California. I'm engaged to be married now. Life is worth living now.

Crazy shyt is everything i been thru has created this cool calmness on me in stressful situations which makes my fiance go crazy becuz im so relaxed.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

On anover note, i had the biggest crush on her from 5-12 yrs of age

 

[killacal]

10 in kindergarten my nikka?

I saw my dad pack up and leave at 3
Mama had a nervous breakdown afterwards
One of ny first memories was of a car accident where we fell off a bridge in a car
pop broke his neck
Found out pop wasnt my pop at 6

 

[Klyk21]

Eh.....don't really see how this is funny ....mind explaining

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Eh.....don't really see how this is funny ....mind explaining

Its funny because the struggle has made me stronger... i am college graduated, working on getting into grad school when the odds and statistics said i should be somewhere selling crack in a house with no heat. I dont get pissed at shyt like that, its nothing. Ive had my bors and sisters get mad at me and blame me for breaking up their parents so goin thru that im immune to bullshyt like that. But for feeling the struggle

 

[Jesus]

When i was in 4th grade we usually left the classroom door open some days. The way the campus was set up was you can pretty much see outside and see the main streets from the classroom.
So one day we just all in class listening to the teacher talk then out the blue some nikkas literally across the street did a drive by shooting at some apartments across the street from the school. I still remember my teacher stopping and just looking almost in disgust, for like 10 seconds. It was weird as hell.

Another time I was around the same age sleeping on the couch. I remember waking up and my mom and her bf were getting into it. I never got up cuz i was kinda shook. I remember him telling my mom he was finna go to his car and get his gun and kill her

Another time i was around 4 and saw my mom bloody head to toe fighting with my brothers dad after he busted a 40oz bottle on her.

I kinda did grow up seeing a lot of shyt and thats mainly the reason i act the way I do, just make jokes out of a lot of shyt cuz its the only way i know how to cope with alot of the stuff, without actually becoming that type of person i grew up around

:wow2:

 

[mozichrome]

x

 

[Guess Who]

Yeah so you feel me tho? See becuz I'm kinda reliving my childhood (still handling grown man business tho). I got time to enjoy life. For the first time in a long time, i could honestly say im happy.

Quit the gangbanging, hardly drink, stopped smoking weed, got out of the environment i grew up in and cut alot of people out my life. Even moved outta California. I'm engaged to be married now. Life is worth living now.

Crazy shyt is everything i been thru has created this cool calmness on me in stressful situations which makes my fiance go crazy becuz im so relaxed.

Haha word. Sounds like you're describing myself, especially with that calmness, except I wasn't in the streets like that...and I ain't engaged...yet.

But you gotta make them changes and grow up and handle your biz...we all do...don't mean I can't watch cartoons, eat cereal, and spend my weekend playing PS3 with my girl though. :p

The life.

 

[Ooh Marty]

this didnt happen as a kid, more during time while in college....my mom died from cancer & hearing her say she wants to die to take away the pain & all i could do was drop down and cry. worst fuccked up moment of my life

Why stuff like this happen to ppl

 

[Ooh Marty]

saw 2 girls kissing in middle school

i stood there awkwardly and ran away when they saw me

never talked to them again, even throughout high school

shyt was fukking weird. i never told anyone and it was like an understood thing between us 3, we had a weird connection.

one turned emo and the other was a cheerleader... go figure

Sounds like a real life Lost & Delirious

 

[Ooh Marty]

When i was in 4th grade we usually left the classroom door open some days. The way the campus was set up was you can pretty much see outside and see the main streets from the classroom.
So one day we just all in class listening to the teacher talk then out the blue some nikkas literally across the street did a drive by shooting at some apartments across the street from the school. I still remember my teacher stopping and just looking almost in disgust, for like 10 seconds. It was weird as hell.

Another time I was around the same age sleeping on the couch. I remember waking up and my mom and her bf were getting into it. I never got up cuz i was kinda shook. I remember him telling my mom he was finna go to his car and get his gun and kill her

Another time i was around 4 and saw my mom bloody head to toe fighting with my brothers dad after he busted a 40oz bottle on her.

I kinda did grow up seeing a lot of shyt and thats mainly the reason i act the way I do, just make jokes out of a lot of shyt cuz its the only way i know how to cope with alot of the stuff, without actually becoming that type of person i grew up around

Damn thats fukked up
Good thing ure mature enough not to live your life like that