What Would You Do If "PRIME" Mike Tyson Groped Ya Girl In FRONT Of You?

[Malik1time]

Get a blunt object and beat that lisping nikka to complete retardation

 

[SirReginald]

Why are we pretending it is anything other than the last poll option?

What Mike wants, Mike gets.

 

[director_of_bands]

hesitantly begin to approach him and pray to God that his people are there to get in between us...once I realize that all is safe and he is NOT within striking distance, I then go over-the-top aggressive to try to get to him while maintaining that knight-in-shining-armor appearance for the girl...win win right??? ()

 

[Gab]

id call my boy @Mowgli

 

[str8up]

I would kill him

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

Get a blunt object and beat that lisping nikka to complete retardation

If David and Goliath has taught me anything it's that rocks work.

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

I'd call "PRIME" Lennox Lewis

 

[NinoBrown]

Attempt fisticuffs, hopefully she is carrying my seed lol

 

[Dr. Acula]

 

[Freedman]

Them championship titles n all that jazz don't mean nothing in the streets prolly beat that boy up

 

[Mowgli]

Mike Tyson would knock EVERY nikka out on this site including me

Even if you fight him, when you lose, your girl won't respect you for getting your ass kicked. You share her

Get beat up by prime Mike Tyson bruhs. Wow, you really wiped out here.

Your girl would leave u if she read this

 

[SirReginald]

Them championship titles n all that jazz don't mean nothing in the streets prolly beat that boy up

How would you beat him?

 

[Mowgli]

Fat people shouldn't be cage fighting with jiujitsu.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Mike Tyson would knock EVERY nikka out on this site including me

Even if you fight him, when you lose, your girl won't respect you for getting your ass kicked. You share her

I actually think you gain respect in that situation.

Think about it like this. Let's say you're with your girl, and SUPERMAN steps up and slaps your girl in the goddamn face. Now, even though your girl knows there's nothing you can do, she's still expecting you to fight him. It's just your job, breh. There's something honorable about fighting a battle you know you can't win, for your girl.

 

[Another Man]

This really doesn't prove anything because 1. The "Jiu Jitsu fighter" was complete garbage. 2. The "Krav Maga" instructor beat him using wrestling and kickboxing. 3. No one steps into the cage these days knowing only one style anymore, MMA gyms all cross train.