What's the coldest rejection you've ever gotten?
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When my homeboy got a chicks number and called it and it was the rejection hotline.Funniest shyt ever. nikka had the
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G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman
Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
This one black/latin girl in my high school did me dirty multiple times.This chick in high school was laying on the desk lettin these white boys feel on her fat booty. I try to cop a feel and she was like hell nah not u nikka. Same gurl would call me ugly And dusty. But around 11th grade shyt changed drastically. Me and shorty had summer school together and we took the bus and started talkin. She Taught me how to get waves And was lowkey tryna better me. Hella givin me signs. She finally said that she would go out wit me in 12 grade and she was wonderin why i never spit at her but at that time i wasnt in a girlfriend kinda mood. More i think about it i knew she cared about me cuz she seen me at my worst and helped build me up. I miss you girl
so you miss a chick that was letting a bunch of white boys feel her up?
no.
girls just wanna have funds
i texted a guy like
me: happy birthday! turning 18? how've you been?
him: i've started seeing somebody. how've you been?
me: aww, that's great! me, i've been doing nothing much, except studying a lot lately. 12 hours of classes on wednesday, i can barely stand it.
him: radio silence
...like, c'mon, dude, can't we even ATTEMPT to have a friendly conversation? i can take a hint, not like i'd try to meet up after he said he had a girl. just talk shyt about school, our mutual acquaintances, then say bye.
me: happy birthday! turning 18? how've you been?
him: i've started seeing somebody. how've you been?
me: aww, that's great! me, i've been doing nothing much, except studying a lot lately. 12 hours of classes on wednesday, i can barely stand it.
him: radio silence
...like, c'mon, dude, can't we even ATTEMPT to have a friendly conversation? i can take a hint, not like i'd try to meet up after he said he had a girl. just talk shyt about school, our mutual acquaintances, then say bye.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
This one chick I was talking to straight up told me she wasn't allowed to have boys on her phone after I asked for her number
Mind you this was in college not grade school
next question was supposed to be...
how many girls you got in there?
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
no.
girls just wanna have funds
I wish I had it in me to truly be #HOH
cause it's golden when done right
ehh, he isn't #hoh, not really. i've known him for years, he always did romantic shyt with his ex-girl
i guess this is what bothered me... we've been friendly for years. he is my cousin's mate, i bump into him at family parties sometimes. i wouldn't be bothered if this was a guy i'd just met. i guess since we crossed that line to flirting, he can't go back to just friendship. anyway i'm happy for him.
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The fact that he started out with "I've been seeing somebody" was the clue that your response should've just been something like "I'm good" and left it at that.
My worst was a chick at the Youth Fair, for the South Florida brehs, and a chick gave me her number and never answered then after 2 days, I got the idea.When my homeboy got a chicks number and called it and it was the rejection hotline.
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
4th grade.
Gather all my balls and step to the girl I've been in love with since 1st grade.
Tell her I like her...she busts me out in front of the whole class with "WHAT? YOU THINK I'D GO OUT WITH YOU!?!?!".
They heard her on the adjacent hallway she was so loud.
The laughter was even louder...lasted for days.
Didn't speak for a month afterwards.
Didn't talk to girls for years.
7th grade, saw her in the hallway in middle school...pushed her down the stairs. Suspended.
8th grade, saw her in the lunchroom...put bleach in her food. Twice. Suspended.
Got sent to military school for...adjustment/reform.
Learned more ways to kill and hurt.
9th grade, saw her riding her bike with her little sister down a big hill in the neighborhood.
Picked up the smoothest rock I could find, gauged the distance according to her speed, and hurled it at her.
Hit her square in the back so hard she fell off the bike into traffic and almost got run over by a car coming up the hill.
11th grade, watched her home, figured out her patterns, targeted her from the rooftops with a hunting grade slingshot packed with nails.
Luckily...for the first time, I missed.
First year of college...
Run across her in the neighborhood and for some reason...she wants to be friends.
Walls destroyed, anger dissipated, completely unaware she has grown into her female predatory skills.
Go to the movies thinking everything is cool.
She tells me to walk first because it's dark...I go merrily down the aisle.
*BAM*
Pain in my back...my tailbone...dropped my drink....falling to my knees...turn around to see what...who...hit me.
She's standing over me looking down at me...says...
"And THAT is for hitting me with that rock!"
Helps me up and we watch our movie.
My ass hurts.
Gather all my balls and step to the girl I've been in love with since 1st grade.
Tell her I like her...she busts me out in front of the whole class with "WHAT? YOU THINK I'D GO OUT WITH YOU!?!?!".
They heard her on the adjacent hallway she was so loud.
The laughter was even louder...lasted for days.
Didn't speak for a month afterwards.
Didn't talk to girls for years.
7th grade, saw her in the hallway in middle school...pushed her down the stairs. Suspended.
8th grade, saw her in the lunchroom...put bleach in her food. Twice. Suspended.
Got sent to military school for...adjustment/reform.
Learned more ways to kill and hurt.
9th grade, saw her riding her bike with her little sister down a big hill in the neighborhood.
Picked up the smoothest rock I could find, gauged the distance according to her speed, and hurled it at her.
Hit her square in the back so hard she fell off the bike into traffic and almost got run over by a car coming up the hill.
11th grade, watched her home, figured out her patterns, targeted her from the rooftops with a hunting grade slingshot packed with nails.
Luckily...for the first time, I missed.
First year of college...
Run across her in the neighborhood and for some reason...she wants to be friends.
Walls destroyed, anger dissipated, completely unaware she has grown into her female predatory skills.
Go to the movies thinking everything is cool.
She tells me to walk first because it's dark...I go merrily down the aisle.
*BAM*
Pain in my back...my tailbone...dropped my drink....falling to my knees...turn around to see what...who...hit me.
She's standing over me looking down at me...says...
"And THAT is for hitting me with that rock!"
Helps me up and we watch our movie.
My ass hurts.
Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
Sound like you was stunting with the p*ssy and then tried to get back in good with him
no.
girls just wanna have funds
Sound like you was stunting with the p*ssy and then tried to get back in good with him
we were never together
it's not that serious
i met him through my cousin years ago
saw him every now and then
once my cousin threw a party and we got all flirty
a while ago was his birthday, so i sent him a text, he said he had a girl and then fell silent
haven't talked to him since
ehhh
i just wanted to have a normal catch up conversation
because we had a history of acquaintance through my cousin - one that was strictly friendly for some time.
but i guess he didn't see me as a friend anymore? or even someone to talk with? that's what i thought was cold.
like i said, i told him ''that's great'' about his girlfriend and i honestly think it is. i'm not mad lol
Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
He would have had you gave him some p*ssy
no.
girls just wanna have funds
He would have had you gave him some p*ssy
lmao
nah
i'm saving myself for someone special
and by special i mean good looking & sexy