What's the coldest rejection you've ever gotten?

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Nothing wrong with rejection... Something's real wrong with women that make a show of it though to embarrass dudes. With that said I've never had any harsh rejections. But I've witnesses some :mjlol:

The funniest rejection I got was on the subway. I approached a girl I had been watching after we both got off at the same stop and she goes "oh you're the guy that was mean muggin me"... She was apprehensive but cool. Her saying that threw me off though I just let her be on her way. :manny:

My coworker once brought 2 thots with him to a party and made sure to call me ahead to tell me which one was his. One was a 9 the other maybe 3. Of course as soon as they get there the hot one choosing a nikka. My home looking like :francis:

I'm doing everything in my power to ignore her so she get on with another crew of dudes instead. Finally she gives me the dead eye stare in the face female version of :shaq: while some lame nikka grindind on her.

I calmly tell my boy that if I don't hit it then one of these bums will. He conceded that she wasn't checking for him that night. I get the green light and next thing you know we all head to his crib. I end up smashing the hot chick on his couch while he in his room having pitty sex with her friend. nikka had to listen to me tear them guts up while he tried to sleep after getting a weak nut. Asks me the next day how I went multi rounds with the one condom he gave me... :mjcry: :dead:

Said her friend was pear shaped with hairy pits :bryan:
 
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baby, that was the old me
*lays on the sofa*

beginning of 3rd grade, cuzz.

Me and this girl I had a crush on since 1st grade are sitting at tables next to each other finally.
I get caught talkin' to her while the teacher is talking in class.
Of course, that don't stop Da Kid. I try to talk to her again and she tells me to leave her alone -
and the teacher tells us since we both were talking, we can't play at recess and we gotta write Standards.


So of course, this does not help my cause.

We were writing "I will not talk in class" on that big-ass lined paper sitting at a table OUTSIDE
while everyone else got to play, and it was windy so the paper kept flying up and chit. LOL


I'm a real-ass li'l nicca, so I acknowledged that I fucced up.

I look up and say "I'm sorry I got you in trouble."
She says: "Why was you talkin' so much, anyway?"
Me: "Well...I kinda like you..."
Her: *scrunches face* "UGH - you UGLY! Just...naw."
Me: "Alllllllright..." *goes back to writing*


So I had to sit adjacent to her the rest of the year knowing it was like that.


Yo what is these deviant ass nikkas liking girls in the 1st grade?:what:

U decades before starting puberty bruh ... I pray my future daughter don't be having classes with dudes Tryna get it in the 1st grade

shyt I wasn't even looking at girls like that till 6th grade and it wasn't til 8th that I was actually Tryna go out with females.
 

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I've had so many rejections...I can't even really remember them individually :russ:
I recall a bunch of chicks literally turning the other way when I walked up to them, back when I didn't know about making eye contact first. :francis: Looking back I don't even know how I gathered the courage to just walk up to almost unaware chicks outta nowhere on some :shaq: shyt.
I do recall vividly asking a chick to dance only to be told: "I'm tired right now, come to me on the next song okay?:mjpls:"
While I'm like: "I will:smugfavre:"
Then the next song comes on and she's like: "Oh, I'm still tired! Feet are so sore from these heels, let me just relax a bit more:ld:"
While I'm like: "A'ight, next song you better not curve me though!:myman::lupe:"
Then as soon as I start walking away praying that the :dj2: comes up with a nice follow up some nikka jumps outta nowhere mid-song and she jumps up on that nikka's arms like her chair just caught fire!:russ:

In this particular instance I had to learn to almost never verbally ask a chick to dance. 'Cause a lot of them get off on serving that ether.:smh:
Now I just waltz to'em hand extended ready to grab theirs (leaving little option) or pay attention to the ones paying attention to me. In the rare occasion I get denied a dance I just :yeshrug: and go look for an even badder chick.
 
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I think my worst was just a flat-out "no" when I went to approach. Like the whole thing was like,

Me: Hey how you doing?
Her: No.

This happened to me recently at Summer Jam festival in Cologne, Germany. :leostare: The thing is, she was looking at me whilst talking to her friend. Once her friend moved on I approached.

Me: Hey, how are...
Her: No (whilst shaking her head)
Me: :dwillhuh::patrice::francis:
 
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Back when I was single I use to get rejected everyday because I would holla at every bird I saw. The funniest one...check it so it was early in the morning. I was waiting for the bus to get to school, and standing right next to me was some Lisa Bonet type looking chick. I mean I took one look at her and my Johnson immediately started two stepping.

So I step to her and say "your beautiful. Don't thank me, just stay the way you are." She starts laughing and after some chatter I tell her to give me her number. Mind you I'm tired, it's early, and my ego is clouding my mind.
Shawty goes "my number is 9...8...7".
I pull out some paper and a pen and start writing
She goes "6...5...4"
I'm like yea yea yea
She goes "3...2...1...0"
I go "2...1...0, iight sweetheart I'll call you later"

I ain't realize till 2nd period what had happened. Dumb bytch got me good. I couldn't even hate her for that

:russ::wow:
 

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THE fukkING VISUAL :laff::laff::laff::dead:
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Nothing wrong with rejection... Something's real wrong with women that make a show of it though to embarrass dudes. With that said I've never had any harsh rejections. But I've witnesses some :mjlol:

The funniest rejection I got was on the subway. I approached a girl I had been watching after we both got off at the same stop and she goes "oh you're the guy that was mean muggin me"... She was apprehensive but cool. Her saying that threw me off though I just let her be on her way. :manny:

My coworker once brought 2 thots with him to a party and made sure to call me ahead to tell me which one was his. One was a 9 the other maybe 3. Of course as soon as they get there the hot one choosing a nikka. My home looking like :francis:

I'm doing everything in my power to ignore her so she get on with another crew of dudes instead. Finally she gives me the dead eye stare in the face female version of :shaq: while some lame nikka grindind on her.

I calmly tell my boy that if I don't hit it then one of these bums will. He conceded that she wasn't checking for him that night. I get the green light and next thing you know we all head to his crib. I end up smashing the hot chick on his couch while he in his room having pitty sex with her friend. nikka had to listen to me tear them guts up while he tried to sleep after getting a weak nut. Asks me the next day how I went multi rounds with the one condom he gave me... :mjcry: :dead:

Said her friend was pear shaped with hairy pits :bryan:
How did you? :leostare:
 
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