When I was in highschool I poured a bottle of Minute Maid juice all over a chicks head. She was super disrespectful/loud mouthed, so during lunch I threw a chip & accidentally hit her when the person I threw it at had ducked. This fukking hoodrat gets up & pours a whole bag of chips over my head
and crushes the chips on my hairline. I was fuming
but looking back that shyt was funny as hell
. Lunch ends and on the way out I take my juice and pour it all over her head to the point it was dripping off her chin and slam the bottle in her face. She got pissed about it and wanted to fight me after I did that so she swung and missed and i swung back hard af and she flew. Not my proudest moment but everyone was laughing and she humbled up after that & I never seen her do that outlandish shyt again.
When I went to Vegas with my ex I say July 15 my parents booked this hotel called The Venetian. I got there a day earlier than my parents and my girl so literally had a 5 star suite to myself in Vegas. My parents n girl werent even supposed to come till the next day so I say fukk this and go out to the bar and meet these two chicks, a white girl and a latina (i dont even remember there names) we start talking and move to a secluded part of the bar cuz the blonde is really feeling me and the hispanic girl follows. Fast forward im making out w the blonde and the hispanic girl starts making out with me too and things got hot n heavy bruhs. The blonde asked for my # and wanted to come thru my hotel and basically begged me to call her later that night. So i get back in the hotel round 4 am, text them the hotel & they finally come thru around 7/8am. We ended up smashing for 2 hours cuz i took this cheap viagra in the casino store . By the time we finished smashing and we took a little nap my gf texts me shes on her way there around 1 in the afternoon. I kick them out after there p*ssy juices and mouth been all over my dikk, my girl comes into the hotel and we fukk on the same bed i just had a 3some on
so i literally fukked 3 bytches in one day. Barely had any sleep and still gave my ex an hour round
and crushes the chips on my hairline. I was fuming but looking back that shyt was funny as hell. Lunch ends and on the way out I take my juice and pour it all over her head to the point it was dripping off her chin and slam the bottle in her face. She got pissed about it and wanted to fight me after I did that so she swung and missed and i swung back hard af and she flew. Not my proudest moment but everyone was laughing and she humbled up after that & I never seen her do that outlandish shyt again.When I went to Vegas with my ex I say July 15 my parents booked this hotel called The Venetian. I got there a day earlier than my parents and my girl so literally had a 5 star suite to myself in Vegas. My parents n girl werent even supposed to come till the next day so I say fukk this and go out to the bar and meet these two chicks, a white girl and a latina (i dont even remember there names) we start talking and move to a secluded part of the bar cuz the blonde is really feeling me and the hispanic girl follows. Fast forward im making out w the blonde and the hispanic girl starts making out with me too and things got hot n heavy bruhs. The blonde asked for my # and wanted to come thru my hotel and basically begged me to call her later that night. So i get back in the hotel round 4 am, text them the hotel & they finally come thru around 7/8am. We ended up smashing for 2 hours cuz i took this cheap viagra in the casino store . By the time we finished smashing and we took a little nap my gf texts me shes on her way there around 1 in the afternoon. I kick them out after there p*ssy juices and mouth been all over my dikk, my girl comes into the hotel and we fukk on the same bed i just had a 3some on
so i literally fukked 3 bytches in one day. Barely had any sleep and still gave my ex an hour round
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she would always say she wanted a pair of AF1's. So one day I was at the swap meet/flea market and I said fukk it and bought her a pair. When I gave them to her she almost cried 
and first day she wore them the bytch came outside with bags around them so they wouldn't get dirty 
so a couple of weeks go past and the bytch stop calling me or just showing up like I was used to. So I see her little sister one day and she tells me that her sister now has a dude 
I'm like the little bytch could have told me. So a few days pass and she calls me so I tell her I'm about to pick her up and buy her something to eat. When she gets in the car we get to driving around and I say so why did I have to find out from the streets that you got a dude, he could have brought you some shoes. The bytch looks at me and tries to jump out the damn car 
somehow I caught her arm and was able to hold on long enough the bring the car to a stop. bytch starts screaming like a clown but we were in the HOOD in the D so nobody came to her rescue. I wrestled her ass down and took the shoes off her feet! She didn't even have on socks 
I jumped in the ride and rolled out while watching her walk in the snow in her bare feet 
