Asked her out
What's The Nastiest/Disrespectful Thing You Have Done To A Chick...HARD ON HOES Vol1
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Some of these stories should be submitted for mortal kombat brutalities. 
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
Don't make no sense. 
Tables turn doe, so eat it up!
Tables turn doe, so eat it up!
SPACE IS FAKE
Say No To NASA!
farted while she ate my ass 
chick told me she had just got done with cancer treatment. That was all she talked about the whole meal and it pissed me off who wants to talk about illness and why bring it up on a first date? ,so after I deleted her number from my phone and ignored all her calls. several days later, I started to date another girl on the same floor as her {she was a university student} ,and she would spy me coming out this girls room in the morning after fukking her. Her friends fukking hated me after that.
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
Smacked some sense into a goofy broad for getting hyper with me
I was like 13 I believe - first girl that took my V. Anyways, the first time she gave me head, she was like 'nah, don't buss in my mouth, let me know when you about to cum' Obvious, just cause you took my V don't mean I'm a fukking savage brehette - i shot a wad full of nut, and I put my hands on the back of her because she was trying to get off she was all flailing her arms lol. After I turned the inside of her mouth like a jelly donut, she gets all pissed off runs to the bathroom and locks the door just crying 
She was like 'why did you do that to me?!' I told her litterally this - 'I'm a fukking savage, you aint know'. Funny though, I was trying to emulate my older brother who would always tell me the things he did to his gf's.
I went back in her living to play her brothers Sega Genesis, in which after playing i think it was ultra beast, I prceded to piss in his Sega Genesis - they still don't know to this day I did it.
After a week or two, we got back together, but this time I'm blowing her back out on her mama's couch. I grab one of the coach pillows and I put it on the back of her head and hold her down with it... I think stick my right hand, index and middle finger deep in her ass and she whaled like a fukking banshee, no lube or spit, I mean I didn't even ease it in, I just shoved it straight up in there
I busted raw in her and I left after - she was fukking pissed. We didn't talk for a few months after that.
My big brother fukked me up yall
If yall got lil brothers, don't be showing him porno's at the age of 8 cause they gonna turn out like straights goons
Obvious, just cause you took my V don't mean I'm a fukking savage brehette - i shot a wad full of nut, and I put my hands on the back of her because she was trying to get off she was all flailing her arms lol. After I turned the inside of her mouth like a jelly donut, she gets all pissed off runs to the bathroom and locks the door just crying She was like 'why did you do that to me?!' I told her litterally this - 'I'm a fukking savage, you aint know'. Funny though, I was trying to emulate my older brother who would always tell me the things he did to his gf's. I went back in her living to play her brothers Sega Genesis, in which after playing i think it was ultra beast, I prceded to piss in his Sega Genesis - they still don't know to this day I did it.
After a week or two, we got back together, but this time I'm blowing her back out on her mama's couch. I grab one of the coach pillows and I put it on the back of her head and hold her down with it... I think stick my right hand, index and middle finger deep in her ass and she whaled like a fukking banshee, no lube or spit, I mean I didn't even ease it in, I just shoved it straight up in there
I busted raw in her and I left after - she was fukking pissed. We didn't talk for a few months after that. My big brother fukked me up yall
If yall got lil brothers, don't be showing him porno's at the age of 8 cause they gonna turn out like straights goons 
i took a nasty shyt once before gettin the fukk on. i was living in montreal in the summer and you wouldnt believe how hot that shyt gets during the summer especially on a sweltering old apartment on the plateau.
it was one of those dumps where you wipe and wipe and wipe and its just an infinite loop of poop butt. fukk it doe imma bout to get my smash on
the gal i was with loved being on top and most of the time she nearly broke my cock off. so anyway shes on top and grinding my dikk down to a fukkin nub and what we(I) didnt realize was that im straight up painting road lines on her 1000 thread count sheets with my dirty ass. that bed looked like a jackson pollock after that session.
it was one of those dumps where you wipe and wipe and wipe and its just an infinite loop of poop butt. fukk it doe imma bout to get my smash on
the gal i was with loved being on top and most of the time she nearly broke my cock off. so anyway shes on top and grinding my dikk down to a fukkin nub and what we(I) didnt realize was that im straight up painting road lines on her 1000 thread count sheets with my dirty ass
. that bed looked like a jackson pollock after that session.
LMFAOi took a nasty shyt once before gettin the fukk on. i was living in montreal in the summer and you wouldnt believe how hot that shyt gets during the summer especially on a sweltering old apartment on the plateau.
it was one of those dumps where you wipe and wipe and wipe and its just an infinite loop of poop butt. fukk it doe imma bout to get my smash on
the gal i was with loved being on top and most of the time she nearly broke my cock off. so anyway shes on top and grinding my dikk down to a fukkin nub and what we(I) didnt realize was that im straight up painting road lines on her 1000 thread count sheets with my dirty ass
yea she was french so definitely was not down with me fukkin up her couture/bourgeoisie sheets.LMFAO
Was in like 9th grade and this white jawn wanted To give me head at school. So we waiting til right after school was over and went into a empty bathroom upstairs. My boy stood outside the bathroom and looked out 
Anyway she topped me off something vicious and then I told her to wait in the stall while I go make sure the coast was clear. Told her not to come out til I gave her the signal. Walked out the bathroom and me and my boy dapped up and left. She prolly still in that stall Brehs
Anyway she topped me off something vicious and then I told her to wait in the stall while I go make sure the coast was clear. Told her not to come out til I gave her the signal. Walked out the bathroom and me and my boy dapped up and left. She prolly still in that stall Brehs
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didn't realize I could go to jail at the timeSpit in that bytch face
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Posted this in a similar thread...I wanna say all this happen before like 19.
Time to clear some of my conscious (This is like a quarter of the shyt ive done)...
In 6th grade, I cut this girls braids with scissors cuz she asked me what a haircut felt like." When I finally got back from being suspended, the girl didnt have braids, her hair was short like
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Names Changed to protect me and those involved
Phantasia
-Took her V card, and used my Nextel phone (this is in like '03) and pushed a button on the side to make it seem like someone called me, so I could hurry up and leave as she cried about finally losing it and me telling her she shoulda saved it for someone who cared
- Brought my folks by before to video tape us smashing
- Before Football and Basketball games I would bring some of the cats on my team by and let them eat all her food or have her make us food while I was upstairs smashing. She would ask to go to the games after to meet my mom, I would tell her its not a good idea
-Before I left for the Army, got head for like 3 hours straight. She got lockjaw after apparently and had to tell her GMA cuz she was scared.
Kurtana
-Took her V card too, she was friends with Phantasia, and knew everything but didnt care.
- Was the first girl to let me try puttin it in her butt (I was just a youngin tryin to see what I could get away with
- Got head in the most random spots, on the roof of our high school, the gym when we were in the middle of practice, the locker room, libraries, basically whereever.
- Nutted on her face and chest once and made her walk home with big ass stains on her shirt and a bag to wipe the extra off her face.
Shawndra
- Made her fight this other girl I knew she didnt like, then invited the other chick over Shawndra's house. They argued, and come to find out it was because they both used to have the same butch gf in juvie. Got it poppin with both(my first threesome)I'd like to think for that day, I was like a hood U.N. embassador and helped bring peace to the East.
Candy
- I would get head in my car, in front of her dads house and I knew this nikka knew something wasnt right but would never ask her cuz she was the type to run away and shyt...
- Went inside one time to chill and get head, and she told me "dont make it seem like a guy was here," brehs...i did all kinda fucced up shyt just to let it be known by dude his daughter was gettin her throat rammed. I even found porn on this nikkas computer and left all the browser history open so he knew someone discovered his shyt.
- Promised I would smash for like 8 years, only got that mouth (She was the GOAT tho...)