Who is Feasting on Tinder?

Motife43

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So I hopped on Tinder last night. Bout to give it a test run for a week.

I was with my brother last night and this how the exchange went down.

Me: *shows phone* I'm swiping left and right bruh:myman:
Him: That shyt is addictive ain't it bruh?
Me: Hell yeah, I said I was gone stop 15 minutes ago
Him: *opens app* *swipes right furiously*
Me: :dahell:

*5 seconds elapse*
Him: I got a match! :ooh:
Him: :krs:Another one!

Me::damn:

How was I swiping for 33 minutes and I ain't get one match!? I know I look better than this nikka. My profile pic is of me rocking the finest Mossimo v-neck from Target showing of my foreams and pecs. This nikka had a pic of him in a college classroom with a fukkin hoodie on. What sorcery is this?


It seems the @Jahmal tactic, swipe right on EVERYTHANG, is the way to go. shyt is :scusthov:to me though. Then again, you can decide who you really want that way

Bout to open it up right now and see if I got any matches
 

Jahmal

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I matched with her Tuesday morning. Sent her a few messages and got her number by lunch time. I texted her on my lunch break and told her I wanted to see her that night. She said she was available so I called her up and invited her over to watch movies. She came over, we drank cheap wine and I boned the shyt out of her. Like I said earlier if you are a halfway decent looking dude you are be eating off this app. You cant be chatting with these chicks for days because they get so many tinder messages that you will get lost in the shuffle. Get their numbers quick, hit them up on the phone and spit your game.
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Too many weird, nerdy white girls on there and okcupid in my area.
I use to eat off POF heavy but that shyt died out recently
 

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Just downloaded it im in Athens I only had these white hoes so I expanded my reach 100 miles now im seeing these ATL dimes :shaq:
 
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