Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.

[SonofaGod]

U didn't say declawed

Chimp!

If you were to put glove on the chimp and seal off his mouth so that it couldnt claw/bite . shyt might get interesting

OP said defanged and I dont think chimps got claws

Either way we know tyson got a bite game too

 

[Deluuxe]

OP said the chimp has boxing shoes and gloves on.... does the chimp have any form? his claws are covered

Tyson might give him that work in this case

 

[yo moms]

Joe Louis wasnt as ferocious. You need to be ferocious to handle a chimp

Joe louis has the better technique than Tyson tho. He's just a cold killer with no feelings. Tysons ferociousness was his fear in disguise.

 

[MikelArteta]

i always wonder even though the internet is so sick and deranged why isnt there a tournament where its like man v lion or something in some obscure russian town

 

[Northern Son]

My God this thread

 

[iBrowse]

Anybody that picks Mike is a fool

nikkas dont want no problems with Rafiki

 

[Chill]

Anyone who played punch-out on NES knows to bet on Mike.


All it takes is 1 punch.

 

[Remote]

"You know how strong a monkey is? Would rip your d*ck off like a celery stalk. Toss that sh&t in the tall grass. It'll never be seen again"

--- Dave Chappelle

 

[Jamal514]

bruh fukk the arms everything about that animal is pure muscle lol iron mike dont stand a chance

Yeah, that thing would fukkin rip Mike in half and eat him.

Imagine if chimps knew how to lift weights with proper form, they would embarrass the fukk outta humans. I could just see a chimp doing his warm up set on the bench press with 3 plates and looking over at the human next to him like

 

[BlackBieber]

Yeah, that thing would fukkin rip Mike in half and eat him.

Imagine if chimps knew how to lift weights with proper form, they would embarrass the fukk outta humans. I could just see a chimp doing his warm up set on the bench press with 3 plates and looking over at the human next to him like

they dont need to lift weights. they do pull ups all day swingin from branch to branch

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

There is a thread about me. There is a picture. That is the most you are going to get.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

There is a thread about me. There is a picture. That is the most you are going to get.

is this some kinda glitch the fukk does this gotta do with chimp vs iron mike

 

[SonofaGod]

There is a thread about me. There is a picture. That is the most you are going to get.

this a thread bout iron mike, u take yourself too seriously, relax

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Anyone who played punch-out on NES knows to bet on Mike.


All it takes is 1 punch.

Cosign, this picture struck fear in the heart of every 8 year old world wide.

 

[Chill]

Cosign, this picture struck fear in the heart of every 8 year old world wide.

The moment you noticed him wink it's all over