Wildest Duck Tales You've Told In Real Life?

[bogey_j]

my ex asked me what I did for new years

said I copped a 40 sack and went clubbing with two bytches and popped bottles all night

afterwards hit up an afterparty a friend of mine was throwing in the hills. I left nothing to the imagination

she looked at me like


in reality I was

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i told my mom and grandma i was still going to school. id get up in the morning and pretend to go catch the bus. but id miss it and wait for everyone to leave my house and just go home. then id leave before everyone got back and pretend to come in like nothing happened. i was 16. eventually the school rang my moms cus i wasnt attending and there was a big argument. i dropped out amd havent been in education since. id say that was the point my life started going downhill.

now i got a criminal record no education and cant get a job. stay in school kids.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I told her it was curable

 

[london]

This thread gone be good

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

When I went to visit my family in maryland, I went to the mall and some dude asked me if I played any sports (im a big dude)
I told him I used to play for the Baltimore ravens, My name was darrell Jackson, 2nd string safety and I signed a few autographs that day, I shouldve charged them now that I think about it

 

[killacal]

Let me just stick the tip in

 

[Lord Scion]

Let me just stick the tip in

Damn near every dude told that lie at least once breh

 

[FreedMind]

My mom found an empty dime bag in my jeans doing laundry one morning

Told her I didn't smoke, the bag belonged to my friend and I just kept it cause i didn't want him to get in trouble.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

i told my mom and grandma i was still going to school. id get up in the morning and pretend to go catch the bus. but id miss it and wait for everyone to leave my house and just go home. then id leave before everyone got back and pretend to come in like nothing happened. i was 16. eventually the school rang my moms cus i wasnt attending and there was a big argument. i dropped out amd havent been in education since. id say that was the point my life started going downhill.

now i got a criminal record no education and cant get a job. stay in school kids.

 

[Smoke]

Told her I'm allergic to latex

 

[Just like bruddas]

Toss the burner to this fiend and said it wasnt mine when the cops came

 

[Arishok]

This dude in my high school lived in Duckberg, used to say shyt like he had a Ferrari and he saved some drowning monkeys in the middle of the ocean

 

[martin payne]

i told my mom and grandma i was still going to school. id get up in the morning and pretend to go catch the bus. but id miss it and wait for everyone to leave my house and just go home. then id leave before everyone got back and pretend to come in like nothing happened. i was 16. eventually the school rang my moms cus i wasnt attending and there was a big argument. i dropped out amd havent been in education since. id say that was the point my life started going downhill.

now i got a criminal record no education and cant get a job. stay in school kids.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

wish i could go back in time i fukked up big time

 

[chosenaledge13]

I moved from the the hood to the suburbs as a kid, and all the white boys at school thought that nikkas would be in shootouts and rob people every day where I came from like it was an action movie or something. I told a group of kids that I shot a nikka in the back with a shotgun because he broke into our crib, and that he was in a wheelchair now and I would see him askin for change by the flea market where i used to stay (my bs stories were detailed like a mufukka.)

This was elementary school... this one white boy still believes TO THIS DAY that I did it, even though I told him I was lying. A few years ago I seen this nikka makin sandwiches at Subway and I asked him how it was going.

"Just out here gettin it, my P.O. all on my ass but its all good. I pulled out on this dude so they charged me, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS..."

He hooked me up wit some free sandwiches and cookies and said "Shyt real out here bruh, YOU ALREADY KNOW, stay up"

I dont go on the southside cause I would run into that nikka and he would prolly get me caught up in some shyt