WTF???? Durant Doesn't Like "Slim Reaper" Nickname, Wants to be Called "The Servant"

[SCORCH]

During black history month

 

[richtree]

he clearly didn't think about this one on the flipside
the cism that will come from all of this

 

[mozichrome]

players give themselves stupid nicknames all the time b

 

[Walt]

nikka on some other shyt with that.

KD about to film some docile negro Nike commercials:
*dribbles up court in tie game with clock ticking down*
*camera pans the crowd*
*camera zooms in on one fan who screams "turn the lights out, Slim Reaper!"*
*Durant picks up his dribble and looks directly at the fan as the crowd goes silent*
"Slim Reaper? No good sir, I prefer to be the Slim Sweeper."
*pulls miniature broom out of secret compartment in his jersey*
*passes ball to Kendrick Perkins and begins to clean debris from the court*
*NBA Cares flashes across the screen*

 

[HHR]

I CANT WAIT TO SEE OKC'S HICK FANS WITH SERVANT SIGNS.

SERVANT CHANTS


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shyt, we'll be lucky if they don't bring little bells to ring

 

[N.Y. State of Mind]

The Servant?

 

[Broad Street Bully]

nikka on some other shyt with that.

KD about to film some docile negro Nike commercials:
*dribbles up court in tie game with clock ticking down*
*camera pans the crowd*
*camera zooms in on one fan who screams "turn the lights out, Slim Reaper!"*
*Durant picks up his dribble and looks directly at the fan as the crowd goes silent*
"Slim Reaper? No good sir, I prefer to be the Slim Sweeper."
*pulls miniature broom out of secret compartment in his jersey*
*passes ball to Kendrick Perkins and begins to clean debris from the court*
*NBA Cares flashes across the screen*

 

[Walt]

shyt, we'll be lucky if they don't bring little bells to ring

 

[BlackMajik]

Durant is the Nas of the NBA

Great but he keeps taking Ls

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This nikka wants to be The Help

 

[Panther]

 

[7PHX]

he must be trying to make "you got served" his catchphrase

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

he must be trying to make "you got served" his catchphrase

you thought that was hot didn't you

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

 

[mrken12]

Sounds like the title of another black movie that will get a bunch of awards.