Y'all ever wonder...

[Another Man]

...what the first fist fight between human beings was like?
Like how did we even figure out we could punch each other? How did the idea even come about? What was the reason?
Like did a cavebreh hunt some big game, get excited and curl his fingers into a fist and steal off on his cave bytch for no apparent reason or some shyt like

Maybe that's how they greeted each other?. Like instead of daps they just laid each other the fukk out

Thoughts?

 

[Umoja]

No, you can just watch babies. They figure out pretty early on how to hurt others.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Ever wonder what the first person to drink cows milk was thinking? Like he just saw the cow t*ts and was like

 

[PortCityProphet]

it was over something possessive.
Woman, food, rock.
Whatever it was it was cause one breh wanted it and another breh had it.

 

[humminbird]

Ever wonder what the first person to drink cows milk was thinking? Like he just saw the cow t*ts and was like

I’m guessing they figured that if their women could do it the cows and buffalo could do it too

 

[Another Man]

Ever wonder what the first person to drink cows milk was thinking? Like he just saw the cow t*ts and was like

Who was the first person to smoke something?
Like did they like the way certain smoke smelled so they hollowed shyt out to inhale more of it in a more concentrated fashion?

 

[Another Man]

it was over something possessive.
Woman, food, rock.
Whatever it was it was cause one breh wanted it and another breh had it.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

I’m guessing they figured that if their women could do it the cows and buffalo could do it too

Yeah but a titty is


A cow udder is

 

[Brer Dog]

Ever wonder what the first person to eat eggs was thinking? They were on some other shyt at the time

 

[TEH]

it was over something possessive.
Woman, food, rock.
Whatever it was it was cause one breh wanted it and another breh had it.

And we’re still fighting over women, food and rocks

 

[SwizzLake]

Here is the first fight, and murder...

 

[fckyoupayme]

Fighting comes natural to humans. There are many more things that are more questionable. Like, who was the first person to make and eat cheese ? I’m glad they did, but who was the breh that said this rotten, sour, molded milk just might taste good

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

I always wondered what was the first sex between humans (man and woman) was like

I know they had to be inexperienced as fukk. The man has to figure out which hole to stick it in, while the woman has to lay there and do nothing. That shyt sounds painfully boring.

 

[Another Man]

No, you can just watch babies. They figure out pretty early on how to hurt others.

True. I once saw a chick get her nose blooded by a big ass head baby

 

[Another Man]

I always wondered what was the first sex between humans (man and woman) was like

I know they had to be inexperienced as fukk. The man has to figure out which hole to stick it in, while the woman has to lay there and do nothing. That shyt sounds painfully boring.

That funky cave p*ssy