You ever been shytted on by a bird???

[DrexlersFade]

Man wtf I was walking home from the store the other day and I go to look at something on my phone and blam right on my fukking arm white birdshyt

I damn near threw up out there shyt is not cool damn you @Pigeon

 

[jadillac]

Happened to me a few weeks ago in LA. On Venice Beach.

Everybody said it was good luck

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Yeah back in middle school during PE. Our track went under some trees. I was walking with some girl that had some drink container and she was shaking it, so I thought some of it came out and hit my leg . Put 2 and 2 together a few moments later. Also at that same school had a close call at lunch. A I was eating a spicy chicken sandwich and a bird shyt on the sandwich wrapper after I was like 3 bites into it. I looked at it like and just threw it away.

 

[Mandizi]

Once, on my thigh while I was riding my bike down the sidewalk as a kid.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I haven’t but @LordDeathwatch has



***Let me shoot my shots breh***


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[Canada Goose]

 

[Diondon]

I have actually lol

 

[Vilify]

Nope, but as soon as I wash my car birds get to shytting.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Was about 10 years old, motherfucjer hit me on the shoulder when I was playing

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Yes and it happened on a fresh white tall tee


I think I was like 21 hanging outside with my boys when one of them was like

“ewwwww you got bird shyt on you”

All my boys starting dying

It was on my shoulder. shyt was light brown chunky and had a piece of worm in it

 

[Jerz]

Yup on AC boardwalk. Splashed me right on the arm

 

[Devilinurear]

To many to count

I want to learn how to fly so I can shyt on them.

 

[FaTaL]

They always aim for my car, especially after a washing

 

[J Money]

When I was in school a seagull shyt in some dudes mouth

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I haven’t but @LordDeathwatch has



***Let me shoot my shots breh***


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