You're walking down the street and some goons punch ya daughter in the stomach & RUN

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

They scoop her up over the shoulder and BOOK IT....you find out theyre about 10 'levels' away, are working for one final boss, and they put a bounty out on you and the entire city is trying to stop you from getting your daughter back and get to the final boss.

Spoiler

Basically, you're in a real life Beat-em-up game

Its you, and you can choose THREE CHARACTORS to ride with you in the history of beat em up video games to help.

• No guns (unless you pick them up on the ground )...basically no gunstar or metal slug charactors
• Mutants are cool, but logically in videogame canon they arent more powerful than humans in these games...it still takes 2-3 hits to beat a bad guy )
• They had to be a playable charactor in a previous beat em up

Posse up Whos on your dream team?

 

[detroitwalt]

shyt, my man from Renegade, my man from Kung Fu and Jimmy Lee.

My daughter will be back home playing with Barbie dolls before sundown.

 

[storyteller]

Axel, Ryu (original street fighter ftw) and Scott Pilgrim are my "not even stopping to think about it" choices...subject to change but I really like that trio.

Edit: Might have to switch Pilgrim with Haggar actually...Having the Mayor on my squad doin' german suplexes would be dope.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Axel, Ryu (original street fighter ftw) and Scott Pilgrim are my "not even stopping to think about it" choices...subject to change but I really like that trio.

Which ryu

 

[Green negs and spam]

Gene from God Hand .

 

[storyteller]

Gene from God Hand .

This is on PSN right? That gif made me wanna instant cop!

 

[storyteller]

Which ryu

If that's cheatin' I'll replace him...but buncha nameless bad guys and no character select screen made it beat em up-esque to me.

 

[Kodie]

Axel is no brainer status. He had that cheese uppercut.

 

[Green negs and spam]

This is on PSN right? That gif made me wanna instant cop!

Game is GOAT status breh. That hard mode though... .

 

[duncanthetall]

Donatello.
Raphael.
Leonardo

 

[Yapdatfool]

Guy, Axel and Rogue

 

[Teal.]

Raiden

Liu Kang

Devil Jin



It over

 

[daze23]

first thing I thought of when I read the title

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

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That panty shot

 

[SuikodenII]

Do the Koei games (Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Musou Orochi) count?