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Taped on Thursday Live from Toledo, Ohio, birthplace of the Jeep and the first city in the world to have electric streetlights, it's AEW Collision! Here is the card for tonight:

Live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, hometown of Sam Sneed & Britt Baker and home of the oldest movie theater, the first gas station, and the most bridges of any city on the planet, it's AEW Dynamite. Time flies as exactly 5 years ago, Dynamite launched in DC. So far, here is the card: Title for...

Live from Tacoma, Washington, Swerve Strickland's home town, Nick Wayne, Darby Allin and Bryan Danielson's home region, and home to the first Denny's and the World's Largest Snow Globe, it's AEW WrestleDream! So far, here is the card: AEW World Championship: Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jon Moxley...

Live from Queens, home to the oldest tree in New York City, an Experimental Weather Control Tower, Radiation Test Houses, and the world's largest (not located in Kentucky) Bourbon Distillery, it's AEW Grand Slam! Dynamite will be live and Collision for Saturday will be taped in front of 20,000...

Live from Springfield, Massachusetts, home to the world's largest smiley face granite monument and the birthplace of basketball and Dr. Seuss, it's AEW Collision! So far, here is the card: Bunkhouse Brawl for the ROH Tag Team Championship: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara (C) vs. Mike Bennett and...

Live from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, inspiration for the US version of The Office, home to one of the oldest continuously operating farmers' markets in the US and a completely overrated style of pizza (might be a little biased since an ex of mine was from that area), it's AEW Dynamite! So far...

Live from Dayton, Ohio, not home to people eating dogs and cats, but home of Zapp (RIP Roger Troutman) and the world's first cash register, it's AEW Collision. Here is the card so far: "Scapegoat" Jack Perry vs. Christopher Daniels Grizzled Young Veterans vs. FTR The Beast Mortos & Premier...

Live from Chicago, birthplace of the zipper and where the river flows backwards, it's Collision and a LIVE edition of Rampage. Both are the go-home episodes for All Out on Saturday. Here's what we have so far: All-Star 8-Man Tag: Bryan Danielson, PAC, Wheeler Yuta, and Claudio Castagnoli vs...

Live from Milwaukee, birthplace of the typewriter and the home to the world's largest four-faced clock, it's AEW Dynamite. So far, here is what we have: AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs Kyle Fletcher AEW Women's Championship: Mariah May (c) vs. Nyla Rose PAC, Wheeler...

Live from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where the first four door automobile was invented and also was a popular divorce destination in the 1890's (hey, I have to hype up the decision to have a televised show from this town somehow), it's AEW Collision! If you haven't had your fill of wrestling...

Live from Champaign, Illinois (Illinois is Snowman's Alma Mater, where he spent more time watching ROH than getting laid), it's AEW Dynamite! With only 10 days until the next PPV, they have to get busy recapping All In and building for All Out and Grand Slam. Ricochet vs. Kyle Fletcher Jamie...

Live from Chicago, it's AEW All Out. So far here is what we got for the event: AEW World Championship: Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jack Perry Unsanctioned Lights Out Steel Cage Match: Swerve Strickland vs. Hangman Page AEW International Title: Will Ospreay (c) vs. PAC AEW Continental...

NO SPOILERS Live for the UK (taped for the US), it's AEW Dynamite. It's Dynamite's debut in Europe and the go-home episode before All In. Here is what's on tap: AEW Continental Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Claudio Castagnoli AEW Women's Championship: "Timeless" Toni Storm (c) vs...

Live from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, it's AEW Dynamite. Looks like Snowman and the Sickos have the week off since this is the card so far: Anything Goes Match: Jeff Jarrett vs. Bryan Danielson w/Ricky The Dragon Steamboat as a Special Guest AEW All Atlantic International American...

Live from Buffalo, it's the go-home Dynamite before Forbidden Door. Here is the card so far: Owen Hart Quarterfinal Match: Jay White vs. Rey Fenix Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. Gates of Agony :snowmanumad: "We need ratings. RELEASE THE PAWGS!" Trios Match: Saraya, Harley Cameron, and...

Live from Fairfax, Virginia, it's AEW Dynamite. Marching on the road to Forbidden Door, here's the card so far MJF returns to face Rush (Commercial Free) Owen Hart Men's Tournament Quarterfinal: Claudio Castagnoli vs. PAC Owen Hart Women's Tournament Quarterfinal: Kris Statlander vs. Nyla...

Live from *checks notes* Youngstown, Ohio (guess the arena in Southeast Bumblefukk, South Dakota was booked), it's the one year anniversary show for Collision. With four announcements already made (and having off from work today), let's get this show going: No DQ Match: Deonna Purrazzo vs...

Live from Des Moines, Iowa (probably the only city in Iowa they should really be stopping at), it's AEW Dynamite! So far here is the card: AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. Rey Fenix TNT Ladder Match Qualifier: Dustin Rhodes vs. Jack Perry Mercedes Mone vs. Zeuxis Mark...

Live from *checks notes* Council Bluffs, Iowa (I guess going across the river to Omaha was too much?), it's AEW Collision. So far here is the announced card: Kyle O'Reilly vs. Orange Cassidy Wheeler Yuta & Claudio Castagnoli vs. FTR "Timeless" Toni Storm vs. Lady Frost Dustin Rhodes vs...

Live from Long Island it's the 3rd annual Forbidden Door PPV. With CMLL now in the fold, maybe Penta and Fenix will be a part of it this year. Here is the card: AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Will Ospreay NJPW IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. Tetsuya Naito...