simp life

Timestamp for the lazy is 19:34 :troll:

Some breh was talking about Hispanic culture being more about family than any other culture. So I asked:ohhh:: And got a smart answer from another breh: I already did a whole thread on how femicido was a bigger problem in latin america than even the Middle East, but there are also these...

I took this bad ass girl to dinner, I was tryna to smash her so I borrowed my dad's car, dressed up, and I took the bytch to olive garden :wow:. Should of told that hoe to get off the phone the moment I picked her up, I should of seen it coming, she walked to the car with it in her hand, bytch...

:gucci: GMB gang, come explain this. It was the hardest thing I’d ever had to say to my husband, Marc. Three years ago, I sat down and told him: “The idea of having sex just with you for the next 40 years – I can’t do it any more.” But I had come to realise that my life was built around...

long story short, this fritzy girl I go to school with and I’ve been trying to get with smoked a blunt in my car and I can’t get the smell out. I aired my car out and sprayed Lysol all over that motherfukker but every time I am getting in it smells like GAS. Once I am driving it’s not so bad...

i legit enjoy it, it makes me horny as helllll :noah: plus ive gotten good as hell (hella bragging) :youngsabo: and plus i can put in less work with the D (im a fast gun (john wayne type of fast) :yeshrug: can any brehs testify? am i alone in these skreets? am i a simp or a hoe? a lot of yall...