[04/07/2019] Official KOFIMANIA Thread

[stro]

As this gets closer, I'm actually getting excited about how many bad/hilarious booking decisions could be made.

Brock retains, Bryan retains, Ronda beats Becky clean and then vacates the Raw title the next night as she goes off to try to get pregnant, Shane beats Miz and his whole family up, Corbin retires Angle, really any way HHH/Batista goes could be dumb as hell and the match should be atrocious in a great way, Nia/Tamina walking out with the tag straps, one of the SNL guys winning the battle royal.

I want to see the world burn ....


and then have the crowd erupt for Vince the next night instead of blaming him

 

[TobiOT]

As this gets closer, I'm actually getting excited about how many bad/hilarious booking decisions could be made.

Brock retains, Bryan retains, Ronda beats Becky clean and then vacates the Raw title the next night as she goes off to try to get pregnant, Shane beats Miz and his whole family up, Corbin retires Angle, really any way HHH/Batista goes could be dumb as hell and the match should be atrocious in a great way, Nia/Tamina walking out with the tag straps, one of the SNL guys winning the battle royal.

I want to see the world burn ....


and then have the crowd erupt for Vince the next night instead of blaming him

Bro......

Spoiler

I agree
You know you don't give a damn about this anymore when you wish for bad things to happen for the fukkery

 

[MenacingMonk]

Sad thing is I’m sure half of that shyt will happen.

Get that general “what’s this bullshyt?” Laughing gif ready.

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

As this gets closer, I'm actually getting excited about how many bad/hilarious booking decisions could be made.

Brock retains, Bryan retains, Ronda beats Becky clean and then vacates the Raw title the next night as she goes off to try to get pregnant, Shane beats Miz and his whole family up, Corbin retires Angle, really any way HHH/Batista goes could be dumb as hell and the match should be atrocious in a great way, Nia/Tamina walking out with the tag straps, one of the SNL guys winning the battle royal.

I want to see the world burn ....


and then have the crowd erupt for Vince the next night instead of blaming him

I'm ALL IN for the fukkery


Wait's on Enzo to interfere in the 205 match

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I just hope Kofi loses

Spoiler

his mind when he finally wins the WWE Championship

 

[Sghost597]

As this gets closer, I'm actually getting excited about how many bad/hilarious booking decisions could be made.

Brock retains, Bryan retains, Ronda beats Becky clean and then vacates the Raw title the next night as she goes off to try to get pregnant, Shane beats Miz and his whole family up, Corbin retires Angle, really any way HHH/Batista goes could be dumb as hell and the match should be atrocious in a great way, Nia/Tamina walking out with the tag straps, one of the SNL guys winning the battle royal.

I want to see the world burn ....


and then have the crowd erupt for Vince the next night instead of blaming him

!00% that those are happening. Either way, I see Becky eating the L at Mania. Vince has made it clear that Flair don't eat pins at Mania and Rhonda will re-sign to an extension to night before when Vince falls for this bs baby talk negotiating tactic and overspends to keep her. Big E goes heels and Bryan retains for the "DRAMA". Angle always seems to be belief that if you're gonna retire. Put someone else over on the way out.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Vince has made it clear that Flair don't eat pins at Mania

She jobbed clean to a damn Bayley elbow drop 2 years ago

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

They're gonna go for these moments again

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

They're gonna go for these moments again

Bryan beats Kofi in 18 seconds

Brock kicks Seth in the balls straight away, gets DQ'd and smirks, disappears with the belt for 6 months. Seth celebrates Luger-style in the ring.

Ronda REFUSES TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT and shoot injures Becky with an actual armbar before leaving forever without the Raw belt. Charlotte celebrates with her Smackdown Championship to close out the show

 

[Sghost597]

She jobbed clean to a damn Bayley elbow drop 2 years ago

My bad. I thought Sasha ate that pin.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

#NotmyWrestlemania

Takeover: New York

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

They're gonna go for these moments again

these fan reaction shots make me wanna stop watching this product, fukking reacting emotionally to a carny event

 

[TheAlbionist]

these fan reaction shots make me wanna stop watching this product, fukking reacting emotionally to a carny event

So it'd be a better entertainment product if it never moved anyone?

Right.

 

[RammerJammer]

As this gets closer, I'm actually getting excited about how many bad/hilarious booking decisions could be made.

Brock retains, Bryan retains, Ronda beats Becky clean and then vacates the Raw title the next night as she goes off to try to get pregnant, Shane beats Miz and his whole family up, Corbin retires Angle, really any way HHH/Batista goes could be dumb as hell and the match should be atrocious in a great way, Nia/Tamina walking out with the tag straps, one of the SNL guys winning the battle royal.

I want to see the world burn ....


and then have the crowd erupt for Vince the next night instead of blaming him

Never forget the night after Roman Beats Taker at Mania 33, a decision Vince made, Roman comes out and gets blistering heat for like 20 minutes, then the next segment, Vince comes out and their singing along to his theme song.

I’m like what? These fans are so fickle and not as smart as they think they are.